Freya Wilson: 8.0 out of 10, an athletic redhead

I wake up thinking about Sabra.

I'm in that half dreaming state, where I'm not quite asleep enough to call it a lucid dream, but not quite awake enough to call it a fantasy. I'm lying on the beach, surrounded by other college students, with Sabra dancing a little bit away from me. She's not stripper pole dancing or anything, just looking off to the side and doing that kind of sexy swaying that hot girls do in teasing videos. She's not even moving that fast, but her huge breasts still look like they're going to pop out of her tiny bikini top. I have enough control over the dream to add professional photographers to the beach, taking pictures as she dances like they aren't there. She knows a million guys are going to jack off to these pictures, but she thinks she's still a good girl because all she's doing is dancing. God, I want to eat that pussy so bad! I've never done it before, but I'd be amazing at it! I slowly open my eyes, waking up in a terrific mood.

Here's the thing. If I had just matched with Binita on a normal app, and if she hadn't been cheating on that other guy, I might have gone out with her and been okay with that. Yeah, she's not that hot, especially before she lost the extra pudge, but I'd be thankful that I was getting laid. Yeah, I'd still be looking at hot women online, but I'd jerk off to them and move on, not get fixated like this.

The thought that I could actually get any woman, even an insanely hot woman like Sabra if she accidentally swipes right like Caitlin did, is fascinating. I've already upgraded my profile once, is there another way to improve my odds?

Let's check the app! I grab my phone off the nightstand, and I'm excited to see that the new profile paid off. I've captured Freya, that redhead whose profile picture showed her hiking. Nice! Kind of the opposite of Sabra, but still attractive.

Even better, there's another message from the app.

“You have captured your third girl! That makes you a tier three user! Please pick one (1) of the following member perks.

A) Unawareness: Toggle whether girls you match realize that they're **** to follow your orders. Girls with this toggle will rationalize any orders you give them. This cannot be turned back on once you turn it off for a girl.

B) Detailed Profile (Level 1): Get extra information about the girls.

C) Forget this: Any time you follow a command with the words “forget this”, the girl will forget you gave her the command, but still follow your instructions. However, without one of the Unawareness traits, she still may figure out that you made her do something.”

Okay, one of the perks I skipped last time, plus a couple of new ones to choose from. These look useful. What's up with the "level 1" tag? Whatever I pick, I should probably pick it before I contact Freya, just in case I want to use it on her.

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