Fred Smith

Fred Smith is an ordinary 18 year old High School student who reads CHYOA. One night, he discovers a story titled Dark Lord. He clicked on it, only to find himself physically transported to another universe.

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Meanwhile in the world of Arizelle, Dark Elf sorceress Farsel Nogardnep was leading a group of human mercenaries through the tombs of one of the last remaining dragons. The woman had grey skin and white hair and was dressed in black leather with several spikes sticking out.

"Are we there yet?" asked one of the human mercenaries.

"Not yet but soon, I will have an army of dragons with which to rule this world"

Of course, Farsel didn't tell the lowly humans that they were just meat shields. She hated humans for the actions of Uther Pendragon 1500 years ago. You see, Farsel was descended from Uther. His daughter, Morgana, was a bastard child Uther had with a dark elf.

Because of this, he had his human son, Arthur, inherit the throne. Morgana (who named herself Morgana Nogardnep) attempted to overthrow Arthur but was defeated. However their children would inherit the grudge between their families.

As Farsel pondered how she would kill the surviving mercenaries, she was suddenly landed on by Fred. Fred got up.

"Okay, where the fuck am I?" he asked.

Farsel got up off the ground.

"What is the meaning of this?" she demanded.

"Whoa, are you an Elf?"

"What kind of question is that?"

Farsel fired a flame spell at Fred who dodged. The fireball went into one of the mercenaries.

"Fucking hell!" said Fred.

"I don't know who you are but you're gonna die" said Farsel.

"Fuck that" said Fred, punching Farsel in the clitoris.

Farsel rolled over in pain. Fred continued kicking her in the vagina.

"Ow, stop, I surrender" said Farsel, not wanting to be hit in the pussy anymore.

"Okay, can you tell me what the fuck is going on here?" said Fred, "why am I in some fucking catacombs kicking a dark elf chick in the clit?"

"How should I know?"

"Didn't you transport me here"

"No"

"Oh" said Fred, "well, I think I might be dreaming, which means you're not real so its okay for me to you"

"WHAT?!" screamed Farsel.

"Hey" said one of the human mercenaries, "we can't let you the woman who hired us"

"Do I tell you who you and can't in your dream?" asked Fred, "No? Well, then you can't tell me what to do in mine?"

'This man is insane' thought Farsel.

Fred saw the mercenaries pulling their swords out.

"I can get you the money if you let me her"

"Oh, okay" said the lead merc.

Fred wasted no time in ripping Farsel's clothes off and her pussy while she cried and screamed, struggling to free herself from his gasp.

"How long are you gonna be her?" the lead merc asked.

"Quiet a while, I've never had a dream this wet" said Fred.

Fred turned Farsel over and her asshole.

"Don't stand there, do something" she cried.

After Fred was done, he searched through Farsel's belongings for the money she was supposed to pay them and left the dark elf laying on the floor, sobbing.

"Its a good thing I don't do that kinda thing in real life" said Fred, "that would be bad. What is it we're looking for?"

Farsel was unresponsive so the lead merc spoke.

"One of the last dragons of Arizelle"

"What's a Arizelle?"

"That's the name of this world" the merc said, "how do you not know this?"

"Because I'm not from this world" said Fred.

Once Farsel collected her thoughts, she fired another fire spell at Fred. However Fred stepped out the way.

"Fuck you" said Fred.

Fred ran over to Farsel and kicked her in the groin again. He then grabbed her and dragged her along with the mercenaries. Quickly, the group reached the alter where a massive egg lay.

"Okay, I have to say this dream has made the most sense so far" said Fred, "lets check for booby traps"

Fred kicked Farsel forward. Suddenly the group heard a clicking noise and then nothing. Fred looked at the arrows on the ground. Apparently Farsel had stepped on a pressure lad that was supposed to activate an arrow dispenser.

Fortunately nobody had refilled the dispenser. Quickly Fred, Farsel and the mercenaries approached the egg. Suddenly the egg hatched and out came something unexpected. The thing that was supposed to be a dragon, turned out to be a young white haired naked woman that appeared to be a cross between a human and a dragon.

She looked human but with white dragon scales and wings growing out her back. Thankfully, her vagina and boobs were clearly human so Fred could fuck without it being totally gross. The lack of a tail meant that anal wouldn't be an issue.

She looked at least 18. Fred was the first thing this dragon girl could see.

"Daddy" she said, putting her arms round him.

"Dammit, I was expecting an army" said Farsel.

"They're an endangered species" said the lead merc, "we're lucky to be able to find even one"

The dragon girl looked at Fred.

"Who are these people, daddy?" asked the dragon.

"They're all bad people you need to breath fire on"

"Okay" said the dragon woman who immediately got to work.

She tried to breath fire at the them but found nothing came out. Instead, she just clawed at the mercenaries. Farsel ran for it. The dragon was too focused on the mercenaries with obvious weapons.

Soon the mercenaries were all dead, though Farsel had gotten away.

"Okay, cool, I'm gonna loot their corpses" said Fred.

Fred went about checking through everyone's things. Ultimately, he just took the sword he thought looked coolest.

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*The author would like to specify that all characters of this story are adults for all intends and purposes, biologically, mentally and magically, even when translating to human years.