Fred Jones a rich highschool senior in Velma

You see, years ago there was once a college rich kid who went to prestige school because his parents dropped a big donation and they wanted their son to have the best education on business he could get. The rich college kid did a decent enough job getting good at business with his parents many threats as motivation.

Though the decision to send him to college turned out to be the worst decision of the parents life because while the rich kid was going around drinking beers at one of the college's many frat parties, Cupid happened to be also enjoying himself to a few of the kegs of beer, which threw of his aim.

So cupid end up shooting the rich kid by mistake when he was aiming for someone else. This led to the rich kid failing in love with a woman who would ruin his life. One of the indoctrinated femai-nazis who had been dragged there by her friends hoping to save her from her indoctrination, sadly, they failed, dooming the Rich kid to life of being hated and humiliated by his wife, who would **** cupid love to get her way.

These two would eventually have a child they named Fred. Sadly, destroying one man wasn't enough for Fred's mom, and so she made sure to cripple Fred's mentality by keeping him as ignorant as possible, even by spoiled rich standards, and she crippled him physically as well by putting a special **** in his food that kept him from going through puberty and kept his body from fully maturing.

After her ****, Fred was no longer ****, his body going through a rapid form of puberty that should have gone on over a period of years, but instead he went through it in a month, quickly growing facial hair as good as his own dad. who was also recovering from the decades of torment his wife put him through; at one point she even began hypnotizing him so he would have no free will and would suddenly wake up in random places with no idea what he had been doing for days.

Once Fred has reached full maturity, it was time for romance, so the same cupid who screwed up with his father showed up, hoping to help his son make up for pairing his dad with a nagging bitch. Sadly, the cupid found out it was far worse than he had expected with decades of **** and even using her husband's resources to turn into a serial killer at one point, which was what got her killed in the end.

The cupid was horrified to find out how much that one mistake had wrought, so he vowed to do more than give Fred a good partner to make up for it. No, he would make sure Fred had those that were unattainable lining up for him and only him. The cupid quickly got to work, giving Fred the love he had never known.