Fred, Daenerys, Farsel and Sara read Alide and Dahlia Review Dark Lord by Unknown7

Once again, Fred, Daenerys and Farsel appeared in the room they always appeared in when responding to reviews. This time, Sara, was with them. Fortunately, this time there were no enemies so they could get on with things.

"I'll do the typing this time" said Farsel.

READING IN PROGRESS

"Yes, Marcie's spelling is terrible" said Fred.

"I could not follow the beginning of what they just said" said Sara.

"Oh, well, you see, I am one of two choice characters the reader could have chosen" said Fred, "in order for that to work the reader needs to actually select a character. Not sure if the second person would work given my character. It'd probably just frustrate them more. Unknown7 tried customising the Darth Vader name but she couldn't figure out how to do it"

"They are right about you being an idiot" said Farsel, "but why would I spell my own first name backwards? Farsel is a common dark elf name. The reason my surname is Pendragon spelt backwards is because my ancestor was mad that she didn't get her daddy's throne"

"It is really silly" said Daenerys.

"It actually becomes quite irrelevant" said Sara.

"Oh come, there is no way I'm worse than Marcie or Gina" said Fred, "sure they might in entertaining characters in Marcie and Gina Read CHYOA but in their main story, they're completely repulsive. Literally every word TheLeherengin just said to describe me applies to them"

"Shouldn't Farsel have left a space?" asked Daenerys.

"TheLeherngin is the actual user name" said Fred, "also, Farsel, you just misspelt it"

"Its too frustrating" said Farsel, "its difficult enough for someone in a medieval fantasy setting to operate a computer without someone giving themselves a stupid name. I'm surprised Lindsey didn't faint when reviewing Dustbin Stories"

"The point is" said Fred, "you can't get invested in whether or not Gina breaks her curse or Marcie's attempt to take over the school because the outcome is gonna be awful either way. Either Gina breaks the curse and the bullying continues or Marcie maintains control over her and the bullying continues. Either Marcie fails to take over the school and the bullying continues or Marcie succeeds and the bullying continues anyway"

"Why did you keep reading it, daddy?" asked Daenerys.

"I got invested in some minor characters that Gambio probably intended for us to hate" said Fred, "the concept itself was good but the execution was horrible. The frustrating thing that the guy has talent and there's a better story in there begging to come out"

"Me being a parody character?" said Farsel, "apparently, Unknown7 created me as a parody of Lunnara Pendragon from Whore of the Dragon"

"You were kinda a buttmonkey at this point in the story" said Fred.

"These people do realise I don't care how descriptive Unknown7 was when writing about me being ****, right?"

"They don't think of us as real" said Fred, "but you are okay with the whole **** thing, right?"

"Oh yeah" said Farsel, "you've definitely made up for it since then. How did you not get hit by my fireball?"

"I assume you were a bad shot" said Fred.

"Well, according to-" began Farsel.

"As for why Farsel's **** is treated casually" said Fred, "how do I explain this? Sometimes the narrator is not the author. You see, I'm the main character so its still told from my POV even if its not in first person and I thought it was a dream. Plus, I'm not sure if the story would work if it was treated too seriously. Also, Farsel threw fireballs at me so it shouldn't be that big a deal. As for the mercenary killing, like with the ****, I thought it was a dream"

"Pretty much all the evil things Fred did was outta stupidity" said Sara, "at worst, he's obliviously evil. Basically, Daenerys would be getting corrupted by a moron that doesn't even know he's corrupting her. That's actually not a bad storyline though, it would need to be another route due to the direction ours has gone in"

"Why do they think a dragon would not be able to take on humans?" asked Daenerys.

"Dragons in Tower of Voices must be a lot weaker" said Fred, "Daenerys is basically a tank. The mercenaries would have needed their own dragon to fight her. Unknown7 regrets adding those extra choices that led to the same outcome"

"You **** me?!" said Sara.

"It was an alternate timeline" said Fred, "Unknown7 was trying to do what Zeehop did with the 2nd choice if a chapter gets 10 likes. It was a mistake. That **** isn't canon"

"You're supposed to clean after sex?" asked Sara.

"Oh yeah, hygiene" said Fred.

"What's hygiene?" asked Sara.

"Okay, well, I figured that since it was a dream, I wouldn't have to worry about cleaning up after sex. I'm not sure if anyone in Arizelle even knew about the concept. Don't worry, Daenerys doesn't get any infection. You should do what Alice suggests and assume asses are clean all the time. Honestly, who'd wanna read a pornographic story about cleaning up afterwards?"

"Daddy, whats an incel?" asked Daenerys.

"Its just another feminist bogeyman" said Fred, "same with so called 'nice guys'. First off, Alice and Dahlia's accusation makes no sense. Maybe, she didn't check Unknown7's profile but she's a girl. A girl incel? The only people who even believe in incels are femcels and its always because they're projecting. Also, Farsel, you spelt Alide wrong"

"I can't be bothered correcting it every time autocorrects happens" said Farsel.

"As for the reason I couldn't get any girls before" said Fred, "I'm not mad at women not having sex with me. The reality is that you can have the biggest dick but if you're short or whatever, women won't look past that"

"Also, Fred does have deeper issues than how it appears at this point" said Sara, "I won't say anything more for fear of spoiling anything but you have to go 100 chapters in"

"Also, I don't know how things work in the Tower of Voices" said Fred, "but false **** accusations are very common on many parts of Earth. Also, I might be a deconstruction of typical harem protagonist but I never did anything creepy other than exist. I have never even tried to hit on a women before I ended up in Arizelle. This whole thing reeks of femcel bullshit"

"What do you mean?" asked Farsel.

"Think about it, these women spend all day inside a tower" said Fred, "its not much different from living in their parent's basement. Why do they guard the tower? Because they're no life losers with nothing better to do. And the fact, they have to resort to **** just to get any sex at all is no different from having to pay to get sex. Alice and Dahlia are obviously projecting and I suspect TheLehenrengin is doing the same thing"

"Well, I think this about sums it up" said Farsel.