Frat House Fun

Matt and Hank were both hungover from the Tau Alpha frat New Year's Eve party. They stumbled down the stairs and saw a naked girl on one of the couches. "Oh...my...god," said Matt.

"Is that...." said Hank.

"Yep. That's Sandy Matthewson. Homecoming Queen, President of the Beta Epsilon, heiress to her mom's cosmetics empire."

"And she's stark naked on our couch,"

"Wow, I don't even remember her coming last night."