Frankie The Barepire

Long ago, in a forgotten land in a scattered, old part of European countryside, there was a baron and his consort for marriage- a beautiful and chaste woman who he learned carried a dreadful curse- the affliction of the vampire! **** to cleanse his beloved of this ultimately violent and evil fate, the baron had his top medicine workers, alchemists and even practitioners of the black art known as “science” work tirelessly to solve her condition. At last- hope arrived with a serum purported to reverse her fate- but curses old are not so easily undone!

Catching his chaste and demure bride in a moment of vulnerability as she stand nude and in stark shock by her bureau to dress- the baron did no waste a moment and applied the syringe of medical marvel- even as his shy love did her best to shield her most private natural features from his eyes-

A miracle was born! And…a new, if much less harmful affliction- which incidentally, bared as MUCH as when one was born! It was said that due to her modesty, her fate reversed carried a humiliating but ultimately livable effect for the blushing bride- ultimate, irreversible and compulsive full nudity for her eternal life! And ever gnawing, the urge to…with a kiss- inflict this life of pure exposure and natural state upon others who caught her eye- but this is just legend, yes?….perverse legend at that…..right?

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Francine “Frankie” DeVoight (Kathryn Newton) is a flashy, punkish blonde theater geek who often puts on airs, chews the scenery, and has lots of fun (with her clothes on!).

But one night after a marquee local theater show, she is accosted in a back room after party by a…frantic, amorous nude woman?! One peck on the cheek….and Frankie is beginning to feel out of depth…out of options…and out of clothes!

It begins innocuously- Frankie finds herself forgoing her shoes more often, finding them uncomfortable, hot- and sheepishly going barefoot every chance she can get. She starts to get worried about being labeled as the “weird barefoot girl” but can’t seem to cover them up….lest she feels depressed, less herself, lethargic, and seems to lose this new and recent…..energy she has?

But when she finds herself only feeling herself when shirtless at home….and then eventually sequestering away to private to remove her bra any chance she gets- it becomes a real problem! At least one fellow theater friend has seen her boobs! That’s not ok!

And it’s only going to get more embarrassing from here…as soon Frankie finds herself going fully nude, compulsively, without any say in the matter, in private- and taking hours to dress, delaying plans and outings…

The legend hasn’t spread far, but Frankie is becoming a barepire- a less violent, totally harmless- and 100% unclothed superhuman!

What’s going to happen when there’s no going back?

Frankie will have to learn to get very good at covering up with what nature gave her- or risk exposure! Can she really live, naked and barefoot and unadorned?

Cast also includes Daisy Edgar Jones as a close friend Frankie has to resist kissing lest she also be struck with perpetual nudity- and a sweet love interest played by actor Austin Butler- in this sexy, sweet, cute and hilarious supernatural comedy erotica!

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