Forcibly Getting Advice

With a long sigh, I realised I needed some alone time if my dick was to survive the next few hours, which meant sending my cat away for my wank time. “Do you mind going for a walk this evening? I need some alone time…”

“Yes I do mind! You keep pushing me away! I don’t want to go for a walk!”

Ugh. Why was he being such a pain? “Oh come on, man, it ain't like that. Please?”

The cat suddenly jumped from my bag, “Yeah, fine. If you want me to go that badly.” He shrugged, suddenly much more placid. “See you later~ Don’t forget to do something with your time while I’m gone.” He said briefly before strutting away down a side alley. I barely had a chance to wave goodbye before he, too, was gone.

Oh well, he had a sassy five seconds but at least he did leave.

With nothing left to say I rang that Leblanc bell, stepping through to the sanctuary of a place I could at least self pleasure. The smells of coffee and curry was a reassuring one, somehow nostalgic even after only staying here half a year. A few people scattered the booths, reading some newspaper and books together, as the man behind the counter cleaned a single cup.

“Oh, you’re back.” Sojiro hummed, “Futaba was waiting for you. Did you see her?”

“S-she was busy.” I replied, unable to get the twitch out of my system as I could feel the chance to wank burning ever closer. Like when you need to pee and can see a toilet. I just had to walk casually upstairs... “S-see you later…”

I guess he noticed my weird limp, “Hang on, what’s wrong?”

“Nothing.”

He made that sound. The one where he’s already decided to talk advice to me, and I was powerless to stop him, “Nothing is what gets solved when you refuse to talk. Why not sit down?”

Sorry boner, like reallllllly sorry, just twenty more minutes tops.

With a stroppy attitude I sat at the counter. Wanting nothing more than to make a run for it and masturbate, but if I didn’t sit down he’d just walk in on me in five minutes with a cup of coffee and an insistence to talk alone. This was the lesser of two evils.

“Care to tell me what happened today?”

I sighed, accepting my fate here, “Depends, can you convince me to do the right thing?”

“Always. Though that starts with explaining the problem.”

“Fine… I just… I have some… interested parties in, well, me.”

He smirked devilishly, a very knowing look in his eye, “Lady problems are the bread and butter of a shop owner. Who's the lucky lady?”

“Ladies.” I embarrassedly corrected him, much to his genuine pleasure.

“Ha! Now that I definitely have experience with,” He looked almost proud of me. The old man had certainly been around. It was sort of surprising I never saw him with anyone, but he said he just wanted to stay loyal. Still, genuine advice would be nice here.

“How’d you get them to, I dunno, be nicer to each other?”

His answer was simple and to the point, “Picking one usually works.”

I nodded, knowing this was the answer, though still wanting to joke around with the ideal answer anyway, “Is there any way they’d all go out with me?”

“Kids these days are always surprising me, so there’s definitely a chance you get the lucky one in a million.” He said with a weirdly sincere tone. My jokes just weren’t landing today.

“I was kidding, I don’t think it’ll happen. Besides, I just… I don’t think I deserve the attention I’m getting.”

He slapped his wash cloth down in front of me, “Stop that. You can’t control the feelings of others, be that positively or negatively.” I guess that was true, “Now, you don’t have to start having reciprocating emotions just because they like you, but you DO need to acknowledge their feelings and respond properly. It ain’t fair on anyone if you half-ass matters just because you have doubts about yourself. They see something about you, that’s all that counts.”

Damn. I guess I was being too frugal with their feelings…

Wait, no! They don’t really like me! Sojiro just doesn’t get that.

I shuffled in closer to begin whispering in a hushed tone, “So… it only happened after a weird day in, uh, that other place.”

“What are you getting at?” He asked with a raised eyebrow.

“There’s a chance their feelings aren’t really genuine. Not because I’m doubting myself,” I was, “but I’m just more worried it’s a weird virus or Palace owner affecting their mental state… is that crazy?”

“Yeah kid, it is.” He said with a shake of his chuckling head, “Just because you’ve got special circumstances, doesn’t mean your situation is special. You’re young, that’s your fault.” Ugh, it really felt like I was being an idiot here… “But if you’re worried, I’ll tell you what the right thing to do is: Go investigate. See for yourself that your doubts are nothing but your own. Then come right back and deal with your lady problems.”

Damn, he… he was right.

He’d totally convinced me the right thing to do was to go out to the Meta-Verse and investigate the issue for myself…

Why was I feeling more of a pull to go do that then masturbate? My cock still isn’t really going down, yet I feel like I can’t go upstairs and wank. I need to go investigate. How was he this good at giving advice?!

“Sojiro?” The middle aged man behind me in the booth waved, “I’m done with the paper now. Can I get another mocha, and a hentai?”

Oh god, not here too…

“Coming right up.” Sojiro nodded, picking up one of a few books he apparently had behind the counter. He began walking around it to hand it off while flicking the coffee on as he went, “Just got this one in from Danimaru, two office workers who hate each other end up having a drunken fling and-”

“Spoilers! Let me read it for myself!” The man comedically whined before snatching the book. It was also here that I saw his wife on the opposite side was also reading porn. Sojiro rolling his eyes at me like it was the most normal thing in the world.

Gahh! Fuck the morally correct choice!

“I’ll be back in a few hours…” I grumbled, trudging back outside. My fingers already hitting the keys on my phone by the time I exited LeBlanc to the empty street outside.

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“You know, I’ve never been in a board game cafe…”

Despite her words to attempt levity, nothing could cut through the palpable tension around the table.

Makoto scowled, Futaba frowned, Ann huffed, and Haru whimpered at her failed friendly words. Even as many patrons had loud fun all around them, even as they sat in silence with a stack of board games and drinks on their table, the four women just felt wronged.

The blonde was the first to relent and resist the silence, “Fine. I guess we all know why I called us here today.”

“Because Haru kidnapped Ren from me.”

“Didn’t you steal him from Ann?” Futaba shot back.

“Futaba-chan, you hacked my comapny!”

“Enough!” Ann yelled over the endless catfighting, “This is getting us nowhere. And worse, I think it might be hurting Ren. Though, seriously Futaba, that was messed up.”

“I didn’t release anything to the public!”

After rolling her eyes at the gremlin, Makoto continued the conversation, “What are you suggesting, Ann?”

“We stop interrupting each other!” She announced, patting the stack of board games, “We have a duel between us to figure out the order, then we all give each other a proper chance to do what we want with Ren!” The girl was quite proud of her ingenuity, “It’s brilliant, isn’t it? There’s skill games, puzzle games, word games, all of us will have advantages and disadvantages, so it’ll be fair!”

The other three had to admit, the process sounded both engaging and entertaining.

“Nice thinking, Panther! Some of these games look older than Sojiro, so not even my elite skills can pwn all you noobs.” exclaimed the mid-2010s gamer.

Makoto nodded too, picking up one of the boxes and reading the back, “I do enjoy a good word puzzle from time to time. It might be nice to put that to the test.”

“Plus…” Added Haru, a little quieter, “I’d like to maybe not be at each other’s throats for a while…”

The four of them went quiet again, but this time not from anger. All of them had to admit the feeling was mutual, and sort of regretted some of their actions up to that point.

“I think we’re all sorry here, right?” Makoto suggested, earning three simultaneous nods from her friends, “We all happened to fall for the same boy, but that doesn’t mean we have to lose our heads over it. I say, let’s have fun tonight, and not resent whoever Ren ends up going with. Agreed?”

“Yeah! Girls night out gaming! This is my kinda story event!”

“That sounds wonderful, Mako-chan!”

“Woo~! I can’t wait to get started!” Ann beamed, grabbing the top game, “Besides, there’s a chance Ren picks all four of us!”

Third times the charm for complete silences, this time taking the form of awkward yet slightly erotic.

“I… I just realised we never discussed that! Hehe…” Said the blushing blonde scratching at her cheek. “W-we can just glide right past it, right girls…?” No one said anything. No furious storms off or awkward changing of topics, instead just staying right there with the tension rising into ‘palpable’ levels. “Unless… we want to discuss it…?”

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I wonder if Spider-Man ever felt so badly the need to go home and wank. Was this just a thing heroes go through while doing the right thing?

The Meta-Verse had nothing. My investigation turned up not a crumb of evidence for foul play or Palace themed nerdowells. Of course, usually I needed a code, person, and location in order to FIND said nerdowells, but even then I hoped to find something considering how widespread this whole thing was. Some break in the illusion, a ripple in reality, maybe a dark shadow that jumps from a rooftop that I happen to notice out of the corner of my eye. But no. From what I could tell there was no massive conspiracy based around me accidentally seducing women. It was as banal as the other world could be.

Even Mementos was calm. I didn’t go too deep (even if I was strong enough to only need my gun on the upper level shadows, I wasn’t an idiot to go down the entire thing solo), but all the whispers of the ‘people’ in those meta-verse trains seemed normal. Mumbles of our Phantom Thief exploits, or some political candidate gaining traction, all the usual. Except for a few mentioning hentai, which was rapidly becoming the norm.

That shop I teleported from was clean too. That’s right, I was out here long enough solo that I’d managed to walk around a lot of Tokyo. Hours had passed since I’d left LeBlanc, and fuck me was I exhausted. Mentally and crotchally.

The right thing had been achieved. Arguably I could still bring someone who hasn’t been to Sae’s Palace in there to see if they get ‘infected’ too, but that’s both risky and stupid.

No, now was time to go. Gee, I sure do hope there’s some hentai lying around for me to jerk off to when I get back. Otherwise I don’t know what I’ll do.

“Sssss…”

As I walked back along the path back to LeBlanc, I‘d sort of forgotten to watch out for shadows. They don’t usually roam the surface, and when they do it’s the weakest enemies that Skull or Noir like to pick off for fun. I barely even looked over my shoulder to see who had aggroed on me.

Slithering around nearby, but seemingly too scared to actually approach, was a Lamia. The women-like shadows that were half snake, half topless woman.

“Tch. Are you here to seduce me too?” I asked the scared shadow, glaring back at them with my mask briefly to show I didn’t want to be fucked with, all while not even stopping my walk. It felt like these guys weren’t even worth the experience nowadays.

Wait… that tightness in my pants… that wasn’t my boner!

“...eh?” I asked as two arms wrapped around my torso, and a head appeared on my shoulder.

“Yesss, little human. I was vexxxed by your handssssome attire and sssstunning good looksss. I mussst make you mine.” The Lamia hissed at me, so much of a hiss that her tongue slithered over my cheek. The warm wetness made my whole body shudder in pleasure.

One tends not to notice the beauty of a shadow when they’re trying to kill you, but suddenly I was face to face with a really hot woman with a snake tongue and seductive eyes. Long dark wavy hair, piercing azure eyes that fluttered at me, with a scarlet hue to her lips that she was licking. But the feel of her bare breasts against my back was too much. Soft mounds, rubbing along my quivering torso, feeling like heavenly marshmallows on my shoulder blades. All as she fondled my chest from behind and tittered at my reactions.

“I’m going to take you back to my nessst, human~”

My mind flashed to a specific anime I’d watched, surging my hormonal brain with a flood of sexy images I'd been barely resisting as it was, “N-nest?! You can have sex with humans?! Lady shadows want to have sex with me?! A-and a shadow's nest… full of other Lamias… all wanting to be bred?!”

She didn’t deny it, instead just pressing herself against me tighter, “My sssissstersss will be sssso pleasssed that I’ve caught sssuch a sssstud.” The lamia looked down at my feet from over my shoulder, and I could see what she truly meant.

The pulsing blood in my crotch had made me ignore how wrapped up my legs were by the snake tail.

It had been winding up my ankles, clutching them tightly together while her human half supported my torso. Already it was too late to run, I couldn’t feel my legs from how much pure snake had clenched around me.

“Ohh~ sssuch a hard thing for me?” Her seductive voice giggled in my ear, “And sssssoooo laaaarge~” My dick had never been more cramped as the girthy muscle pressed it against my torso. It had already been a struggle to keep it in my Joker pants, but now it was getting smushed by the shadow.

I was gonna get crushed by a sexy snake lady before being fucked to **** by her monster girl harem! …was this the best way to die?

Ahh! Focus! Maybe it is, but I’m still too young!

I thankfully had my phone in my hand as I was grabbed, quickly slamming the keys to get the stupid thing to take me home.

“Returning to Reality.”

“Hurry Hurry HURRY!”

The warm tongue flicked against my skin as reality began fading. I was losing the connection to the other world and faded right through the shadow to tumble to the floor. Looking back one last time to see just a fading ghost of the Lamia’s with a disappointing pout and my first ever bare areolas bouncing around in front of me.

“We'll be waiting for you!” She waved herself from view as my journey to reality came to an end.

…

Something about lying in the darkened alleyway all alone with more semen in my balls than sense in my brain made me really regret hitting that button to escape.

Okay. Fuck this, and fuck everything.

I need to go to my room and wank.

The café is closed, no one else should be in there. I’m going to just tell Morgana what I’m doing if he’s back already, and if he wants to stay then that’s his fucking fault.

My body feels like it’s about to absolutely explode. The Lamia was by far the straw that broke the camel’s back, I ran up those stairs as fast as my legs could-

“There you are,” Said my teacher, placing down the hentai manga she was reading on the side, “You invite me around then don’t even show up? I’m not your actual maid, you know.”

Kawakami was in my room.

In nothing but a cow print bikini, and matching maid shoulder pads/headdress.

The sexy teacher I’d been admiring for months was spread out comfortably. And fuck me what a spread. Milky breasts that seemed to be poured into the bikini, managing to show off the bounciest cleavage I’d ever seen mixed with the rarest of underboobs too. A slight bit of a gut was just so cute when paired with the bombastic pelvic lines that led to her barely covered pussy.

With the way she was spread out, and what she was reading, I had to ask, “W-were you just masturbating in here?!”

I blinked, and suddenly Kawakami looked so much more lewd. Her face was red, her lips slightly apart, her pussy no longer dripping but raining like the underside of a pregnant incontinent cow. Said cowprint bikini now completely drenched on her lower half, while the bra was clearly straining to contain her thick erect nipples. My teacher’s pussy juice stained my chair as she moved those pale thick thighs, catching my clear staring but not covering up.

“Yeah, sorry. Becky sees some hentai, Becky gets a little too horny~” She purred, licking her now dripping fingers of her own juices. “Mm, you have good tastes by the way. Mizuryu Kei draws some good faces, and I’m glad Feathermen is still popular enough to make some hot Feather Pink doujinshi.” The explanations were too casual, too hot, and her middle finger had returned to lightly stroke her pussy while my sexy teacher described her favourite hentai.

“Guh… buh…”

“Still, probably inappropriate to have left this one about the female teacher doing ‘sex-ed’ with her student… even if it does have great art…” Casual glibness made my dick scream in agony. Kawakami going back to enjoying her teacher x student hentai with a bite to her lip…

Watching this educator in a skimpy bikini touch herself was too much as it was, but now?

My brain was swimming, drowning in horny, I stumbled back into my shelves with the worst boner I’d ever had. Thumping pulses against my temple as the room refused to stop spinning.

Is this how Haru felt? Was this… was this…?

“Woah, Ren? You’re not looking too well. Are you okay?”

I tried to focus, but it really felt like the world was crashing around me, “Am… I… am I about to faint?” I repl-

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“Ren? Ren, can you hear me?”

My senses were being drip fed back to me slowly, first a vaguely familiar voice called from the blackness, dragging back my consciousness. I tasted my dry mouth next, then smelled a mixture of coffee and perfume, all bringing me closer to the most important two senses. The feel of intense aching in my crotch… and the sight of one woman pacing around in my room, and another right in front of me.

The deep cobalt blue in her iconic short bob-cut. Caring brown eyes beneath dark eyeshadow and black lipstick, the kindness showing through the sexy gothic exterior she put on. And what an exterior. Studded choker: check. Necklaces draping into her cleavage: check. Tight black clothes under a large lab coat... concealing a thin yet curvy figure... check. I'd gotten quite close with her after many **** trials, and she was another that had figured out my life as a thief after I used Mementos to help her.

“There, at least you’re awake.” Tae smiled, petting my arm. “You gave us quite a scare there.”

My other older lady friend rushed over after she heard the doctor speak. Sliding down to the floor next to Tae to look me in my eye, “You annoying little… guuuhh, thank god…” Kawakami sighed long and hard in relief, then lightly hit my leg, “Don’t scare me like that!”

I had no idea what had happened. Currently I was lying on my couch with my teacher and doctor in front of me. Had Kawakami been in her maid outfit earlier? She was back in the yellow jumper right now, but it didn’t look any less sexy on her, “What happened?”

Tae seemed quite jovial about it, "You collapsed suddenly, which is why I'm here. You're lucky I hadn't gone home, I was just about to close up when this woman burst in asking me to follow her. Though I wasn't exactly expecting someone in such a wild outfit to-"

"Oi, you said you wouldn't mention that." My teacher growled, apparently these two had formed some rapport in my mental absence, “And yeah, I had to help. You had just come back when suddenly you fainted at the sight of, uh…” Kawakami trailed off, looking away awkwardly to admit, “Well, me.”

“Really?”

“Yes, it's a bit worrying. A kid your age shouldn’t be fainting.... But I think I figured out why you did. Though, I don’t know if you want to hear my diagnosis.” Said Tae, looking a little mischievously at me about the news, her black lipped smile curling very little at the corners. Still wanting to know, even with the vague warning, I shrugged to encourage the answer. “My tenacious little Guinea Pig, you’re literally too pent-up.”

“I-I’m sorry?!”

“You were **** for about twenty-three minutes, but you had constant blood flow down there the entire time,” Tae pointed at my tent, which had indeed still persisted through the fainting, “As your doctor, I did a quick checkup of your crotch through your trousers. Your testicles felt nearly overstuffed with semen. I know it's an awkward topic, but self pleasure can provide multiple healthy benefits. Especially if you might have some sort of rare, hyperspermia condition that makes your sperm count higher than average."

"I-I do?!"

Her face lost some of its smile as her doctor's care came out, "It's just a theory presently, but it does seem likely. I'd need a test sample first. At the very least it won't affect your life much."

I sat up, world spinning as I looked down at my dick, "Wow... that's some heavy news, doctor. So, what, I need to 'ejaculate three times a day to stay healthy' or something?"

I'd said it as a joke riff on brushing my teeth, but the fact she nodded made my stomach drop, "At least. You probably fainted because you didn’t have enough blood flowing out of that area. I'm assuming you haven't hit that target today? I can recommend some doctor/patient hentai manga if you have a type~?”

This day had taken enough strange turns, and I couldn’t help but feel more hormones begin to pump into my brain as time ticked along, “Kuh… buh…”

“I don’t think that’s helping, doctor.” Kawakami frowned, folding her arms under those juicy tits. Coating those titties in cum would be so hot… “Anyway, if that's the course of action then I thank you for your help, but I can take it from here.”

“Hm? Ah, yes. Guinea Pig, you didn’t tell me you had a sexy maid. You are a dark horse.” Tae smirked at the other woman. Though Kawakami scoffed, the doctor just shook her head, “However, you’ve managed to steal my line. As the medical professional here, I can be responsible for relieving the patient.”

Relieving…?

Appreciating where she was coming from but not wanting to move either, Kawakami moved some hair back behind her ear, “Look, I’m a… friend of his. And I feel bad for being partly responsible for his condition. Especially the fainting. I'd really like to make sure he's okay before I leave.”

“Hmhm. A little bit of friendly fellatio? Funny, I was about to do the same thing.”

“You two c-could share?! You’d like that, right?! Y-you two are down?! PleaASE?!”

I had blurted it out so loudly that I hadn't thought about the ramifications of my suggestion. They were both professional adults, they didn't know each other, and I was some young eighteen year old they just both happened to know. Was that biting too much out of the 'friendly blowjob' thing? God, I really really really hope it wasn't...

Tae just giggled, “My my, such an impatient patient.”

"Yeah yeah, we can share. You really are pent up, aren't you? Come on, swing your legs around. I don't want to move since I'm down here."

Obeying immediately, I felt such happy tears welling up. After such a rough day I was about to have two women sharing my cock together! It was so beautiful having them kneeling in front of me, already beginning to unzip my pants. It felt unreal! ...wait...

"This isn't a dream, right?!"