Flustered and angrily

Alena froze when she heard your voice behind her. She slowly and dramatically turned until she revealed what she could of her face that wasn't covered by her mask and eyepatch.

"What are you doing here?"

"Kehe...Kehehehe!" Alena laughed dramatically, bending backwards like some cartoon villain. "This whelp truly believes his stealth abilities surpass the awareness of one as powerful as I? Inconceivable! I sensed your presence before your trivial attempt to creep resided in your pitiful mind!"

"I'm not creeping on you." You said with frustration. This is exactly why you try to avoid this girl whenever you can. "What are you doing down here?"

"As if a potion of concealment would be capable of hiding the blazing hormones of a phallus bearer. Your heinous intentions are clear." You'd never claim to understand the workings of someone like Alena, but something seemed off. Normally she had nothing but confidence when coming up with all this nonsense, but she was acting different now. She continuously was checking outside the bleachers as she spoke as if her attention was elsewhere. You were clearly being a nuisance to whatever her true intentions were.

"Did you come here to watch the game in private or something?" You guessed. Chris did have a lot of friends, but you never saw her talking to Alena in the past. Was she really so likable even this girl would come to support her?

The girl stared at you, not a single word coming out of her mouth. You might have just hit the jackpot, but was it really worth the **** stare you were getting? You couldn't tell if she was angry or embarrassed with most of her face covered up. All you had to guess was from a single eye staring you down.

Alena took a hesitant step towards you. You can see her mind working on her next plan of action. "You...have been..." She then began to charge at you! "Cursed! May the higher powers rain suffering upon you! Should you refuse to leave my dark abyss, you shall suffer the upmost humiliation in front of the one you yearn for! Your vile acts towards maidens shall work against you to expose your innermost vulnerabilities! Be gone!"

The girl was clearly trying to get rid of you and it was working! She didn't actually try to hit you or anything, but she was close enough to where you were taking steps backwards to get out of here as fast as possible! You were nearly back in the daylight when you suddenly hear a loud sound and fell a cool breeze below your waist.

RIIIIIIIP!

Alena's curses cease and the two of you stare at a pair of shorts ripped in half, stuck on a loose screw. The fabric swung about a few times then floated to the ground. You tried to catch it, but a sudden burst of wind caught your shorts in the air and sent it flying outside the bleachers.

You slowly looked down at your boxer briefs, the only article of clothing covering your body outside of your shoes. Then you looked up at Alena.