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Chapter 1316 by Fiftyfiftyfifty Fiftyfiftyfifty

What do you do?

Flip him the bird.

You stare into the mirror for a moment.

Then, from below, you bring your hand up. Upon your knuckles is a glorious, powerful sign, one that transcends beyond the realm of magic or any beasts of fantasy. Your middle finger extends up, and whether or not various cultures of Absoterra understand the weight of such a gesture, you know for a fact that Elok Daven does. You remain deadpanned as you hold it there for him to absorb. That's not the end, however.

Unbeknownst to him, it's not alone. You bring the second hand up, and there it is... a second finger! You hold both birds up in front of the mirror and continue to stare him in the eyes.

Then you stand.

You look as if you're going to walk away, but you quickly turn back. This time, you hold your elbow as you thrust a middle finger upwards from your other hand.

Elok's brow furls. "What is this immature nonsense?"

The next gesture he sees is naught but a fist. That's what he believes, however. As you wind up an invisible lever on the side, suddenly the middle finger begins to rise up. It's another bird! Surely it's an attack he couldn't have seen coming that will deliver a critical blow.

Then you sit back down.

"Anyway, fuck you. I just wanted to let you know that you're screwed. Tell all your friends, if you could even call them that, to leave you now if they don't want to die along with you. Breiah? Fuck her too. She kidnapped me and brought me here, and I'm starting to think she's the actual brains, and you're just the small dick face of things. Meti? She's super hot, and possibly not actually evil, so I don't know what shit you have on her, but if she's listening to this right now, get the hell out of there. Anastasia? No clue how you corrupted a chaste cleric from Churchland, but you better not have done anything gross, you weird pervert. Ariusia? I dunno. Nae? Thank her for unintentionally giving me some sick ass armour. By the way, Alice is doing fantastic."

"You--"

After one more middle finger, you disable the connection.

What do you do?

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