Flaunting Florence

This was another British actress Jenna knew she could not imitate, so she concocted a plan when she walked up to a gaggle of paparazzi stalking a trendy restaurant popular with celebrities.

"Florence!" yelled one. "What's with the hair and outfit?"

Jenna did a bimbo valley girl accent. "Well, it's like so totally American to be like love anal, so when in Rome! Besides everyone from like big ass sluts like Kim Kardashian and Nicky Minaj to flat-assed prudish types like Taylor Swift enjoy taking it up the butt!" Jenna turned around and flipped up the back of her skirt, showing Florence's bare ass. She turned back around.

"What about the hair?" called another photographer.

"I like totally love guys cumming on my face after I suck them off, and the cum kept like getting in my hair, and it was always in the front or top. I'm not exactly known for my hair like those hair-job sluts Selena Gomez and Brec Bassinger."

"Hair job?" asked one from the crowd.

"Jacking guy off with your hair or like letting him jack himself off with their hair, silly!"