Flashforward to 2023

In 2023, an excavation outside of Cairo discovered. When archaeologist Jenny Westing opened the tomb, Malik came bursting out. He was wrapped in bandages and had blue skin from being dead. Which is weird, because I was created from different body parts and my skin is green. I don't know why Malik's was blue.

"Fuck! Where are these priestess of Anubis bitches?" he asked.

"What the fuck!" Jenny was all like.

"These bitches buried me alive with fucking scarabs. I hate scarabs!" Malik said. "I'm gonna make those bitches pay."

"But that was three thousand years ago. Whoever did that must surely be dead."

"They've probably reincarnated a lot. I think there was at least four of them."

It took some time for Malik to adapt to 2023 life. Malik performed a ritual to contact the Egyptian god Osiris.

"Hey, Osiris, you have any idea who these priestess that buried me alive might have reincarnated as?" he asked.

"Hey, I'll give you their contact info." Osiris said.

It turned out that when each priestess died, Osiris had them reincarnated, not feeling that they deserved an afterlife.

In each life they lived, there was something that made it a living hell. At first, Osiris kept reincarnating them as slaves. Given that everybody in the entire world was practicing it, the priestess' had reincarnated in many places.

They had been slaves in Ancient Greece, of the Roman Empire, the Byzantine Empire and the Ottoman Empire, victims of the Barbary **** trade, made to work on American plantations in the 19th century and died a few seconds before the American Civil War ended.

"By that point, slavery was becoming frowned upon," Osiris continued. "This gave me less options with where to reincarnate them if I stuck to the slavery theme. So I did things like reincarnate them as accused witches in Salem, German Jews in Nazi Germany. One time I reincarnated one of them as a sock."

"A sock? You reincarnated her as an inanimate object. How did that work?" Malik asked.

"It was kinda an I Must Scream situation for them. But I had to get more creative recently. The last reincarnation of priestess 4, I can't be bothered remembering them real names, was in Japan. He ended up working himself to ****. That was 18 years ago. Priestess 3 got ****, whipped and stoned to **** in Iran around the same time. Actually all the priestess' last deaths happened 18 years ago."

Osiris checked through his tablet. It turned out that while moderns technology processed, the Egyptian gods started modernising as well, using computers and stuff.

"Ah, yes, all four of them have reincarnated as American schoolgirls."