Fishfreak proves she's a Weird Fish.

"Dammit!" The noisy princess of the tower kicked open the door of the Dangerous Fish exhibit, stomping out with a grumpy frown on her cute face. "There's no freakin' fish in this whole fish exhibit! Oooh, I'm gonna kick Jervale's butt next time I see him. Can't believe it... Livin' on a damn island, never gettin' to see any damn fish... Well, let's try the weird ones, anyway..."

Oda peered into the weird fish exhibit. She could hear something moving inside. Instantly, her stormy scowl was replaced by a look of girlish excitement. "Heck yeah! There must still be some fishies in here!" Eager to finally get her eyes on some of the "fishies" she'd heard about, the princess threw open the glass door and ran across the plastic flooring to see what was making all the noise. "I bet it's, like, a huge octopus, or a swordfish, or a narwhal! Or a walrus or a squid or... Uh..."

The princess's voice trailed off as she got a look at just what was causing the ruckus. The fish in there was pressed against the glass, in that weird way you'll sometimes see in an aquarium. Well, not exactly the same way..."

Fishfreak's purple-skinned poisonous body, her gigantic breasts, and even the unusually full lips of her monstrously wide mouth were pressed against the glass along with her hands to brace herself as Lanus, holding his breath, dug his hands into the soft and stupidly thick flesh of her hips, driving into her from behind over and over again. Oda could hear Fishfreak moan in pleasure as her yellow orbs swam in the black, soupy gel of her jellyfish head. As the princess looked helplessly at her open mouth, she became aware of the long, frog-like tongue that was also stuck extended from it, pressed against the glass and trapped between its pane and her lips. While most of the sound was muffled, her mouth was close enough to the pane to travel through the glass clearly. "FUCK me, FURry LAND dwellER! The slutTY sea DAUGHter wants your SEED so BAAAD!! GuOOO!!"

Lanus said something, then probably realized he wasn't supposed to do that underwater. Oda could see his body shudder, then his mouth open in a dangerous underwater gasp as a white cloud jetted from around Fishfreak's lewd lower body. Her body shuddered, and then actually broke apart, the various fish that composed it dispersing as she seemed to loose the willpower to hold it together.

Gasping for air, the cat-man climbed over the rim of the tank and rested his arms on it, leaving his spent cock on display for a moment as he grabbed the leaf he'd left on the edge and chewed it for dear life and dear erection. It slowly rose again as he chewed, then smiled. "Oh, hey, Oda! What are you-"

Before he could initiate conversation, he was pulled into the water again by a new body Fishfreak had formed. Her woman-like head was supported on a red, squid-like body of many tendrils, which currently served multiple purposes: half of the tendrils were devoted to binding him up under the water as though trying to kill him, while the other half bound around his huge, erect member and viciously pumped it. As if his breathing situation wasn't dangerous enough, she smothered his mouth with her huge lips, thrashing her tongue inside in a ravenous, air-stealing kiss. Another white cloud of spooge dispersed from the head of the shaft she was throttling, and it was probably fair to wonder how hard the filter system in the tank was having to work to keep anything half-way sanitary.

As Fishfreak's body once again dispersed, Lanus clambered for dear-life, shivering but still smiling as he rested on the side of the tank's rim. "Ha... Ha ha... I'm n-not a big fan of the water... So, hi, Oda, what are you- Oh! Ooooh!" Lanus began to shout, his eyes going wide and his teeth clenching as his hands gripped onto the surface and his shoulders arched powerfully.

From her place at the front of the tank, Oda could see Fishfreak's disembodied woman head between Lanus's legs, her lips wrapped around his cock and sucking away once again.

Desperately, Lanus grabbed his leaf and chewed again to get the fortitude he needed to survive another round. Preposterously, he tried to start up conversation again. "Oh! Oda, ha, what're you do-hoo-ing-"

"Forget it!" Oda shouted, storming out with a red face. "I never get to see cool fish, but I get to see this all the time!"

Lanus let her leave and let himself release into the monstrous but gentle mouth on his dick, letting out a whimper of both pleasure and exhaustion. "O-okay, I think that's about as much fun as I wanna have. Are you done?"

There was no response for a moment. Then... slowly... a jellyfish surfaced to the top of the tank and floated on the water. Even her womanly face was gone: Fishfreak was just a jellyfish, now translucent blue instead of purple, with dizzily spinning orbs inside. Her alien voice emitted even without a mouth. "BY the SEA... THEY have FINallY left ME..."

"That's good." Lanus sighed, giving her a weary smile. "I've had some crazy sex, but that might have been the craziest. I thought I was gonna die!"

"... ANY oTHER DAY of the WEEK, you WOULD have, LAND dweLLER..." Fishfreak muttered, although the limp balloon of her head was less than threatening. "You GOT LUcky..."

"I guess I did! Well, I usually do," Lanus admitted, struggling to climb over the top of the tank. "Say-"

Before he could finish his thought, Oda stormed back in. "Nevermind! I decided I want to see the fish, even if it's a weird perverted woman! I never get to see any damn fish on this island and I'm sick of it!"

"Oh, you're in luck!" The cat-man smiled, looking to his side. "It just so happens there's one weird fish still here... huh?"

While Lanus had looked away, Fishfreak had sunk into a portal that would take her back to her home of Earth under the stars-aligned curses, freeing Lanus from her retribution and robbing Oda of her chance to see even one weird or dangerous fish.

Oda banged her head to the glass, ignoring Lanus's exposed body still drifting lazily there to dart her eyes around for even a single sea creature. "What the heck, dude?! You know, now that I think about it... Don't you eat fish all the time?"

"Yep! Ate a bunch earlier," Lanus replied, licking his sharp-pointed teeth to clean off some of the slime of Fishfreak's tongue still left there.

"Then how the heck have I never seen a fish?!"

"I eat them real quick."

Oda grimaced at Lanus's off-puttingly friendly smile for a few seconds longer before storming out of an aquarium for the third time in the past fifteen minutes.