First test: Dr. Cooper

The device arrived a few days later. It as a headband with slim microchips. One wore it and sent out telepathic commands. Alex ordered one that just looked like a hippie's headband. She knew Sheldon would not like it, but she could change that.

It was Wednesday when she wore it to Cal Tech. She walked into Dr. Cooper's office. "Good morning, Dr. Cooper."

Without looking up from his white board, Dr. Cooper held up and hand and waved. "Alex, there's some new journals on my desk for you to go over."

"Sure thing, Dr. Cooper." She focused on Sheldon, and soon his head nodded, and his chin fell to his chest.

"Dr. Cooper, can you hear me?"

He nodded.

Alex walked over to him and saw his eyes were closed. "Dr. Cooper, you know Dr. Hofstader's girlfriend Penny?"

He nodded.

"You know that Penny is not very smart; in fact, she's dumb, and the more time you spend around her, the dumber you'll find her, and the dumber you find her, the more annoying you'll find her. Understand?"

He nodded.

"The more time you spend around me, the more time you'll realize I'm a much better fit for Leonard than Penny. The more time you spend around me, the more you'll respect me, and the more you'll want Leonard and me to date. The more time you spend around me, the more time you'll realize my talents are being wasted her on menial tasks, and you'll ask me to help you do more serious work. Understand?"

He nodded.

"Tell me, do you have sex with your girlfriend Amy?"

"No."

"You want to, but the more time you spend with Penny, the more time you'll realize the best way to shut her up is to shove a cock in her mouth or her face in some woman's ass or vagina, including Amy's. Understand?"

He nodded.

"When I wake you, you will go find Leonard and ask him to come to your office. You'll then go out and buy me a nice gift to reward me for all of my excellent help."

Alex woke Sheldon.

Sheldon turned to Alex and paused. "Alex, you're doing just a great job. Would you study this formula. I'll going out, and I'll be back later."

"Sure thing, Dr. Cooper."

Sheldon left, and a few minutes later, Leonard came in.