Leonard's Lesson

After Alex shut the door, she had Leonard sit, then put him under.

"Leonard, Penny is very pretty, but she's also very dumb. The more time you spend with her, the dumber you find her, and the dumber you find her, the more annoying you find her. Understand?"

Leonard nodded.

"Leonard, Penny has used her looks to manipulate people even you, and you resent that. Leonard, the more time you spend with me, the more you realize I'm just as pretty as Penny, but you and I have far more in common than you have with Penny. You'll grow to see me as girlfriend material and Penny as nothing but fuck meat. Understand?"

Leonard nodded.

"When I wake you, you'll think you came in here to see if you can do anything for me as you know Sheldon can be a hard ass. When you leave here, you'll go find Howard and Raj and tell them they need to come to this office right away. Make up some excuse."

Alex woke Leonard.

"Alex, I know Sheldon. He can be a real pain some time. Is there anything I can do?"

"Leonard, you're so sweet. Smart and sweet. What a great combo. You're also quite cute."

"Thanks, Alex, but I have a girlfriend."

"Oh, yes, Penny the waitress."

"Yes."

"Well, I've heard Dr. Cooper talk to you guys about dinner and know you and your friends often get together. I'd love to be invited one night."

"That sounds good. I'll ask the group." Leonard left.

Ten minutes later, Howard and Raj showed up.