Finn Confronts His Bully

Finn: I decided to confront my bully. I figured if I actually stood up to him, he'd leave me and my girlfriend alone.

You: That's great Finn. I'm proud of you for standing up for yourself. How'd it go?

Finn: Terrible. He basically just laughed in my face and knocked me out by sucker punching me when I wasn't ready. Apparently I was out for a few minutes. But that was long enough for him to ruin my life.

You: What did he do?

(Finn took a deep breath to gather his courage. He stood up and lowered his pants. It revealed he was locked into a cock cage.)

Finn: My bully has the key. He said he'll let me out eventually but if I tell my girlfriend to stay away from him or try to confront him again, he'll throw away the key.

Your Thoughts: Wow. This guy's pathetic. It's hilarious.

You: I'm sorry Finn, it looks like your best option is to play along til you get the key.

Finn: What about my girlfriend. What if he makes a move while I'm stuck in this stupid thing?

You: You just have to trust that she wouldn't betray you with someone like that.

Finn: You're right. She wouldn't hurt me like that.

(Finn didn't sound like he actually believed his words and left the office looking defeated.)

(You packed up your things for the night and went home.)