Find out your location

You pull up into Janalee's driveway. After noticing the flag at City Hall, you started noticing it elsewhere. Blue and white beehive flags flying at private houses, on tourist t-shirts, on billboards. You're anxious to see your sister, but you figure it will only take a second to check Google Maps on your phone.

Except that Google Maps isn't on your phone. Kolob Maps is. Drunken Mormon **** changed Google?

Salina is still out in the middle of nowhere, of course. But as you zoom out, there are cities you've never heard of and other oddities. Beaver City has a star indicating it's the state capital. You keep zooming out and find the state borders, but it's about a third the size of Utah. You're in the State of Lorenzo!

You continue to zoom out and your mind boggles. You live in The Sovereign Nation of Deseret. The eastern border is the Rocky Mountains. The western border is the Pacific Ocean! Apparently Mormondom took over Nevada, California, Oregon and Washington! British Columbia is its own country, but Alberta and Saskatchewan are part of Deseret! The country even extends downward to engulf the Mexican states of Sonora and Baja California.

The USA was still there. But it was a hell of a lot smaller. Why did Mormon sister fucking change geopolitical boundaries?

There is a soft thump on your driver-side window. You startle and look up from your phone to see your pregnant sister's swollen tits are pressed against the glass.

You roll down the windows and her nipples leave streak marks and then pop into your car.

"Is what's on your phone more interesting than my pussy?" Your older sister asks.

No. No it is not. Geography can wait.

You toss your phone on top of your magic scriptures and grab hold of your sister's rack.

"That's more like it!" She gasps. "Now come inside and fuck me!"

You do as you're told, following her naked ass into her bungalow-style house, completely forgetting your phone and scriptures in the passenger seat. You've only fucked two of the women in your family so far. You're going for the hat trick!