Feminist Follies

Gina was irate. There was a building across from campus asking for a zoning change to become a "gentlemen's club." As president of the Campus Feminist Society, she would never let a club that objectified women for "drooling, dirty old men, drunken bachelor parties, and horny loners to gawk at."

She decided to start a petition to stop the zoning change. Her first stop was sorority row. She was not a big fan of sororities as she considered them to promote materialism, partying, and focus on looks, but she decided they might now like a bunch of sleezy strippers nearby. The first house was Delta, Kappa, Mu. She knocked on the door, and a petite blonde let her in. "Can I help you?" the blonde asked.

"Yes, I'm Gina Hargreaves of the Campus Feminist Society. Can you believe they want to open a strip club near campus?"

"Yeah, and?"

"It's demeaning to women!"

"Some women make a decent living at it."

"That's not the point. You can make a living being a hooker or a hit man too."

The blonde sighed. "Sit down. Let's talk about it."

"OK, now we're getting somewhere." Gina sat on the couch, and the blonde sat on an easy chair.

"Where is everyone?" asked Gina.

"Most are out shopping for outfits for our big fall formal, but I already have mine."

Gina fought to not roll her eyes.

The blonde pulled a shiny silver pendant with a greenish stone in the middle from her shirt. She started to twirl it, and the light glistened on it.

When Gina saw the pendant, she could not take her eyes off of it.

"Sooo," said the blonde in a soft voice. "You should relax and we can talk about this in a calm...relaxing way."

"Calm...relaxing way," repeated Gina as she stared at the pendant.

The blonde kept talking to Gina in a calm, soothing voice, slowing her words down until Gina was entranced.

"Unlock and hand me your phone," the blonde told Gina.

Gina obeyed.

"Get up and do a so sexy striptease," said the blonde. She recorded Gina doing the slow, sexy striptease. After Gina was down to her sandals, the blonde stopped her.

"When I wake you up, you won't realize you're naked, and you won't see your clothes or notice you don't have your phone. You will believe I signed your petition. You'll leave her and go on you way. You will not realize you're naked until you get back home or a police officer points it out to you. If anyone else tells you you're naked, you'll become angry and insult them. If you ever hear me say 'Goodnight Gina,' you'll fall back into this trance." She found Gina's address in Gina's purse. "Now when I count back from ten, you'll wake up when I reach 1. 10...9...8..."

"Thank you so much for signing my petition, the naked Gina told the blonde. She turned and walked out of the sorority house thinking she was fully dressed.

The blonde sent the video of Gina's striptease to several random people on Gina's contacts and the group chat for the Campus Feminist Society, all with an added caption Going to try out for the new strip club!

Meanwhile Gina walked over to the park across from sorority row as she saw some people gathered there. She went to a small group sitting around chatting and knelt by them. "Sign my petition?"

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