Femboys of the Dead

This story takes place in Pennsylvania. Femboy Buba was on his way to a party when he encountered a zombie.

At first, he thought the zombies in a tattered suit approached him.

"Sorry, I got no change," Buba said, thinking it was a homeless person.

Then the zombie put his hands round Buba's neck and moved his mouth real close. Buba thought he was trying to make out with him.

"Dude, I'm a boy!" he was all like.

The zombie bit him.

"Ow! You bitch!!" Buba said.

Buba smashed the zombie's head against a rock and kicked it several times. So Buba got to the party where his friends Barbara, Bill, Harry, Helen, Karen, Tom and Judy were.

"You okay, Bubby, you look all green and shit," Judy said.

"I'm fine. I just got bit by some gay homeless guy. Or maybe he thought I was a girl as a lot of people so before I beat the shit outta them."

The news came on.

"We report this broadcast we before that zombies are eating people."

"Well, that's not good," Harry said.

"Probably fake news," Bill said, "you know they'll say anything to get us to vote democrat."