Female

You stare in shock at the anthropomorphic spider that's currently sitting up, yawning, and stretching her six arms, all eight eyes closed. She has an abdomen sticking out of where the tailbone would be on a normal human, and her eight hands all have fingers tipped with claws.

She's also fuzzy. Really fuzzy.

You stand up and stare her in the eyes.

She stops stretching and opens her own eight (Eight!) eyes.

The two of you stare each other in the eyes for a while, unmoving.

Then, she...