Fantasy

"Ah the fantasy section. That section can be a little hard to find sometimes because it keeps moving around. I keep trying to get a hold of a witch or wizard to fix this but our Ouija board keeps giving us a 404 ERROR. Last week the whole section somehow appeared in the ladies bathroom."

"Ah, here it is." Miss Turner says with a smile as she turns to look at the section that wasn't there a few seconds ago. "Please let me know if you see anything that tickles your fantasy. Please be a dear and keep and eye out for the invisible book of invisibility. It keeps getting misplaced, Oh and whatever you do if you find the book jinxes and hexes for the sexes do not read it outloud."