Familial ones

Once he clicked save, his wife Lisa stared right at him and said "What time are you leaving for work sweetie?"

John knew that the app worked again. He decided to play with her emotions a bit. "Actually Honey, I have to go in early today. I probably have to leave in less than 5 minutes." you say teasingly.

All of a sudden, the whole family shot up from the table and took off. All of John's kids ran upstairs and Lisa ran to the master bathroom, unbuttoning her blouse as she ran.

John was quite confused. He thought that Lisa would take him upstairs and have a quickie, but he never imagined he would be left alone. John went to find his wife to see what was going on.

As he opened the bedroom door, he heard moaning coming from the bathroom. As he got closer, he saw his wife Lisa sprawled out on the bathroom floor rapidly slamming a dildo in and out of her. "What's going on?" you ask. "Shut up!" Lisa says. "I only have 5 minutes to finish myself off. Don't leave yet, I'm almost there!"

John realized what he had done. He thought he wrote a scenario to stop Lisa from cheating, but he actually wrote a scenario where his whole family has to plan their orgasms around him.