Extra Terrestrial Ballbusting

Just what the fuck. Okay just a second ago I was in a singles bar. A little guy calling himself Duke Larg asked me to dance and I said yes and now?---now I'm in a room with smooth metallic walls. There are a bunch of naked little green dudes all around me. They seem really happy to see me.

They're all yelling things like. "All hail Duke Larg! He found us a cracker of nuts! A breaker of balls!" And. "Look how tall she is! I'll bet she can kick hard! I want her to squeeze mine, just crush them in her hand!" In unison they grab their groins in their little green hands. They start singing a song that sounds eerily similar to Ding Dong the Witch is dead.

"Our balls, our balls. She's gonna break our balls. She'll crush our nuts and drink our blood. Oww my balls my balls my balls."

They dance as they sing. Their packages flopping all around.

Okay either some asshole spiked my drink with some rather powerful drug or-- I've been abducted by aliens.

Just then a door opens and Duke Larg enters the room. With the exception of a short silver cape he too is nude.

"Ah Malady please allow me the chance to explain what's going on. As you may have guessed this isn't a Halloween costume. We are what you would call aliens, beings from another world." I'm about to say something but Duke Larg cuts me off.

"Please Madam let me explain further I promise to answer any questions you might still have afterwards. Where was I? Oh yes we are extra terrestrials from the planet Zoltran. You are on board one of our spacecraft in orbit above your planet.We come to your world searching for ballbusting vampire maidens such as yourself. We have believe it or not been monitoring you, yes you for quite some time. I must say for one as young as yourself your skills at busting balls are quite extraordinary Jennifer."

At first I can't believe he knows my real name then I think of course he does they've been monitoring me, good grief this is just too bizarre.

"Uhm thank you."

"Your quite welcome My lady. Before I go any further let me assure you that we will return you AND your fine automobile to your home well before the sun rises. All we ask is that you break our balls. You may have also heard during the song my associates sang that you can drink of our blood. Yes it is just as nutritious as human blood and we offer it freely. Call it compensation for your services. We get our balls broken and you in turn can feed. So what do you say? Will you break our balls?"

Strangely I only have one question. "When you say break your balls do you mean actually break them-- as in castrate you? I can hit and squeeze you my hardest?"

"Yes."

" can I bite you?

"Yes. You can do anything you want. We have what you would call amazing healing abilities. You can even cut them off if you want they'll just grow back."

"Is it also okay if I don't go too the extreme of actually cutting them off? I don't want to disappoint anyone. "

"That's fine. We don't want to ask you to do anything your uncomfortable with doing. You don't have to go to those extremes. I was only saying you can if you want to. You don't have too."

I smile." I assume you my good Duke get to go first?"

"If that's the way you would like it My lady."

"Yes it is My Duke" I motion to the others to gather round. "I'm about to bite into your York Peppermint Patties."

His eyes widen with excitement as he looks around." Oh glorious day! She's going to bite me!"

I slowly saunter over to him with a wide grin on my face. I'm going to bite those balls, yes I am. I get on my knees and I grab his nuts then sink my fangs in. I puncture both his dark green scrotum then the testicles themselves. He howls in pain as I suck the blood from his twin balls. Once I'm done his little green hands grab hold of his nutsack and he dances around before falling to the floor in agony.

"My balls! My B-A-L-L-S!"

I look down as Duke Larg writhes on the floor of his spacecraft grasping his gonads in his hands. What a bizarre and amusing sight.

"Alright Who's next?"