Explanation

After leaving the bar Anko quickly made her way to the Uzumaki Apartment intent on taking care of this situation quickly. Arriving at the apartment Anko knocked on the door and waited for Naruto to answer it. Luckily for Anko she didn’t have to wait long as Naruto opened the door wearing a plain white t-shirt and a baggy pair of orange shorts.” Who is i..” Naruto tried to say as he opened the door but was cut off by Anko.

“How you doing brat?!” Anko shouted as Naruto opened the door causing him to jump in surprise.

“AH!” Naruto shouted causing Anko to let out a laugh at his expense. “What the hell Anko?!”

“You should have seen the look on your face brat! It was priceless!” Anko said after reining in her laughter. Naruto, whose face a tinge of red from embarrassment, didn’t find it as funny as Anko did.

“Why are you here?”

“Not even going to invite me in brat? Didn’t your mom teach you any manners?” Anko asked with a tone of false curiosity.

Naruto just sighed in response, “Fine. Would you like to come inside?” Naruto said while moving to the side to allow her inside.

“That’s more like it!” Anko said in her usual upbeat tone and walked into the apartment right past Naruto and directly to the living room before plopping down on one of the couches inside. A few seconds after that Naruto closed the door and sat on the couch opposite of Anko.

“Now can you tell me why you’re here? If your looking for my mom she isn’t here at the moment.”

“I know that brat.” Anko stated plainly, “She’s the one that sent me over here.”

“Why?” Naruto inquired.

In response to Naruto’s question a bright grin appeared on Anko’s face. “Well she told me that you’ve been acting really weird lately.” She said while adjusting her position on the couch so that her legs her spread apart. If Naruto felt like it he would be able to see directly underneath Anko’s skirt. “So I told her I would come see why. Wasted time if you ask me since I think I already know the reason.

Hearing what she had said Naruto, who had been subtly trying to see under Anko’s skirt, nervously asked, “W-What’s the reason?”

“You probably have a girlfriend!” Anko chirped enthusiastically.

Naruto let out a breath that he didn’t know that he was holding at Anko’s response, internally glad she didn’t know about what he was doing earlier. “Unfortunately, Anko I don’t have a girlfriend.”

Anko, who knew this decided to play along as though she was clueless, “Really?!”

“Yeah.” Naruto affirmed, “Wish I had one, but at the moment I don’t.”

“Anyone you have your eye on in particular?” Anko inquired. From what Kushina told her she had a pretty good guess on who Naruto wanted, but he didn’t need that she knew, yet at least.

“Y-Yeah.” Naruto answered with nervously

“Who?”

“W-Well I…” Naruto was going to say but yet again was interrupted by Anko.

“Was it that Hyuga girl with the huge tits?” Anko asked.

“I…”

“What about that pink haired teammate of yours? Her boobs might be small but damn she has a hell of an ass on her.”

“M-Ma……”

“Oh I know maybe you aren’t into girls your age. Maybe your into more mature women like Kurenai or the Uchiha brat’s mom, both of them a really hot.”

“An….”

“You know I hadn’t though about it before but your mom is really fucking hot.”

“WHAT!” Naruto shouted with a bright red face seeming scandalized by Anko’s words, though internally he whole heartedly agreed.

“Oh yeah Kushina is a grade A MILF. I cant think of any guy in the village that wouldn’t want to fuck her.” Anko stated while her face morphed into a lustful grin, “Hell I wouldn’t mind going a few rounds with her myself!”

At that point Naruto’s face was almost as red as his mother’s hair. Though that wasn’t what caught Anko’s attention. Instead she focused on the fact that Naruto seemed to be slouching over and trying to subtly hold a hand over his crotch. Probably trying to hide that he got hard from the mental image of Kushina and Anko going at it.

“Cou-Could we talk about s-something else please?” Naruto begged Anko.

“Sure.” Anko agreed, “I told your mom I would help you and that’s just what I’m going to do!”

Naruto, who was glad that the conversation changed from the subject of his mother, quickly asked, “How?”