Explaining the Show to John

"And here he is!" Naomi said beeming, "Welcome to Harem Mansion, John!"

John was standing in the entry way of a mansion looking out to see a futuristic drone with a lens hovering before him and dropout gorgeous woman in a violet evening gown.

"Where am I? I was just at work." John asked, disorientated.

"Don't worry, John, it is all a side effect," Naomi said showing John into the foyer. The foyer was immaculately furnished with a mixture of hard wood floors and beautiful velvet embelished walls. The design was very familiar- John felt it didn't exactly match any design he ever saw, but it felt as though the design is what a computer might have come up with if it was allowed to design a luxurious mansion.

The camera panned around them as Naomi spoke, "We at Harem Mansion grabbed you from your dull life to be a contestant on our show. The premise is quite simple. You are the master of the mansion and main contestant. Think of it as being the Bachelor in that show your people watch... I forget the name of it."

"Did you **** me-"

"In any case, you are going to be happy to know we've settled all your finances and obligations at your job and personal life. It was surprisingly easy if I'm not going to lie."

"Where is my wallet-"

"We've cultivated a small group of other contestants who will be competing for top position in your harem. As the master of the harem you don't need to worry about losing the show at all and are pretty much acting as a judge and benefactor of our show."

"Harem?"

"Yes, a harem is a group of lovers who are dedicated to their master," Naomi said finally acknowledging John's question, "The process we took to find someone who met all the criteria for a consenting master who would not **** their harem was quite extensive. We can't say for certain this will stay the case, but at the very least things should be entertaining for our lovely audience!" She guestured towards the camera and gave it a wink as it flew to do a wide shot.

"What if I refuse?"

Naomi began to whisper, "If you don't, the contestants we recruited for your harem will be **** to play with a different master. And to let you in on a secret..." She inched closer till her breath could be felt on John's neck, "You know these people..."

"Oh... no..." John whispered back.

"So would you rather take responsibility or let someone less innocent **** them?"

"I'll play," John said slightly defeated, but also secretly excited to see what was happening.

"Let us introduce contestant number 1!"