Exactly as Expected

Jiraiya had full expected to come into the room to see a **** 18 year old begging for help with the Rasengan so that he could beat out the last 12 hours of the time limit and bring home a new Hokage. Instead, what he found was Shizune looking stoned out of her mind as she stared at a perfect glowing blue sphere in the little moron's hand. Naruto, for his part was just staring at the woman in some weird shocked recognition.

"Okay, let's get our priorities set here. Kid, why does Tsunade's apprentice look like she's high? With a med-nin, the amount of **** resistance they develop is insane, so whatever you're smoking in here must be godlike. Share. Now. Oh, by the way, congrats on the technique." For all intents and purposes, that looked like a fully functioning Rasengan. That meant that if there was a celebratory high to be had, he wanted to participate.

"There's no **** you damn Perv!" Naruto roared. "Something's wrong with my Rasengan, it keeps doing that to anybody who looks at it for too long!" This time a tinge of nervousness entered Naruto's voice as he unconsciously dropped his gaze down to the ball in his hand.

"That's ridiculous kid, there's no way that..." Jiriaya trailed off when he saw a similar look starting to appear in Naruto's eyes. Now, Jiraiya had written porn of all types, including for all sorts of fetishes. A swirling sphere leaving people entranced? There was only one possible solution in his mind. Now...for a somewhat perverted test that would only get him a few bruises if he was proven wrong.

"Shizune, pull down your shirt until you're showing off as much of your tits as your teacher does." There isn't even a single spark of resistance, let alone outrage as Shizune yanked down the front of her black shirt and exposed her skin to the world. A happy trickle of blood ran down the old man's nose as he began to imagine everything he could do with this knowledge. Suddenly, research seemed to be the easiest thing in the world! But, why limit the joy to just himself?

"Alright kid, I want you to fully embrace your inner pervert. You've been given a gift, you have to use it. Don't ever fall for your own technique anymore, instead just use it to bring you as much joy as you can!" Proud of himself, Jiraiya smacked the boy in the shoulder, just hard enough to jostle him from his trance and release the new Naruto.

The blonde boy blinked and looked around, his gaze lingering on Shizune far more than it would have just five minutes ago, before he turned to Jiraiya. With a smile, Naruto raised the Rasengan right in front of the old man's eyes.

"Sorry Perv, but I think I'll get the most amount of joy if I don't have to share."