The Old Man Crumples like a Sack of Bricks.

It took all of 3 seconds for the old man, as caught up in fantasies as he was, for Naruto to ensnare him.

"Alright, if I'm lucky this is going to be the only time I ever use this on a dude." Naruto muttered to himself.

"Alright perv, from now on, you'll completely forget that the Rasengan can hypnotize people. Any time you see me using it on anybody like that, you'll completely tune it out and just write in your book or something instead. If I'm doing something with a girl, you'll find an excuse to leave as quick as you can, got it?" Jiraiya nodded.

"Cool. Now, when I say go, you're going to jump out that window and then wake up with a desire to find Tsunade and bring her back here in about 10 minutes, got it?" Another nod. "Great, go!" Just like that the old man was gone, leaving Naruto alone with a suddenly far more interesting target.

"Okay Shizune, you gotta pull your shirt up for now, just so the old lady doesn't think anything is up." Shizune nodded and began fumbling with her shirt.

"Next, when we get back to Konoha, you are going to be my secret personal nurse. The building I live in is empty except for me, so you'll move into one of the rooms. When you move in, you'll remember how easily I was able to make you feel relaxed and you're going to want to do it whenever you can, do you understand?" The brunette nodded.

"Great! Now, in a minute you're going to wake up and you're going to just wait for Tsunade with me. When you see me using the Rasengan, you can just go right back under as long as you aren't in her line of sight. Ready? Three, two, one, awake!"