Everything.

Your Dad notices you and the way you obviously like what you see. He also takes in your fat ass, very large boobs, and he obviously likes what he sees, as his cock seems to get even bigger, standing a little more at attention. You remember that while he married the classic Californian blonde, he’d dated many black girls, several of them on the heavier side, and he’d never seemed to care one bit about any snide comment your very sporty mother made about his “fat exes”. Some men like big butts and they cannot lie.

Right now, though, it’s your big butt he seems to like, and that’s very exciting. Wait what? Oh no. That’s not exciting at all!

You are still frozen, though.

He smiles his best businessman smile and extends a hand, seemingly ignoring the weirdness of the situation.

“I’m John Dick. To whom do I owe the pleasure of talking to?”