Everything seems normal to you

Looking up at Miranda you remove your helmet, "Thy fair maiden," you say in your best English, "Thou hast been saved from the mighty Dragon!" you add, offering your un-gloved hand to her.

"Why are you talking like that James?" Miranda asks as she takes your hand and steps off the pile of gold.

"I'm sorry my Lady, doth my English be too offensive for thine dainty ears?" you reply, as you remember why you wanted to rescue her from the dragon.

"Stop messing around James, speak normally!" Miranda says as she wraps her arms around your neck in a seductive manor.

"I apologize fair maiden," you answer feeling a little uncomfortable with Miranda's forwardness, "But my English is that of the Kings," you add, delicately removing Miranda's arms from around your neck, "Now stay close thine beautiful Maiden as I escort thee back to thy palace," you finish heading back to the entrance of this god forsaken place.

"Palace?! What are you talking about James? You're talking total bullshit!" Miranda states as you pull her along behind you.

"My Lady!" you say shocked beyond compare, "Had I known that thee had such a dirty vocabulary I would never have come to rescue thee from the might dragon!" you continue stopping to look her in the eyes, "Now quickly my Lady, we must get thee back to the King's Court without delay!" you add stetting off once more.

"But wait valiant knight!" Miranda says getting caught up in all the ye oldie English talk, "You haven't even introduced yourself!" she adds.

"Of course, where are my manners?" you answer stopping once again, pausing for a moment as you watch Miranda's bust bounce and wobble, "I am Sir Manfred," you state as you take a bow, "Now please Lady Barford, we can not delay!" you add stetting off once more.

"This is all so weird," Miranda says softly as they passed the entrance to the dragon's lair.

"Here we are my Lady," you announce as you present your horse to Miranda, "My valiant steed awaits to carry you back to the King," you add as you offer your hand to help Miranda onto the large horse.

"I've never ridden on a horse before," Miranda says louder than she meant too as she gets comfortable on top of the powerful animal.

"Forgive me fair Maiden," you interject as you tighten the straps, "But how has thee Princess never learnt to ride a horse?" you ask.

"Never mind James," Miranda answers dismissively, "I'm just having one of those days," she adds as the horse starts to trot alongside you.