Everyone is a joker

So Lauren began a torturous, demeaning day of work in an undersized, ill fitting and unflattering bikini. The customers, everyone noticed, and were extremely amused. Many people recognized her of course. That infamy she loved so much was coming back to bite her in the ass, because now they were all loving the show! Lauren took orders and brought out food as everyone watched, mocked, commented, snickered and snapped photos. Everyone had a funny, clever order to make her endure.

"Could I get a couple VERY Large cakes?"

"Yeah some white, heart shaped ones?"

"How about a milkshake? Vanilla."

"Yeah and extra chunky!"

"Could I get a couple cups of cream? Very small, like barely there cups."

"Do you serve robin eggs? I mean, know you have them, but do you serve them?"

"Could I get some pancakes? As flat as... well... as flat as you!"

That one was too much for Lauren. The wise ass who said it burst out laughing with all his friends as Lauren fumed with her notepad. She'd couldn't let every joker take their shot at her like this, not Lauren! She had to fight back!