Eventually.

"What do you mean, 'try out my thing'?" I said in a panic. "Sarah, this is- you're-"

She cut me off with a kiss and I felt lightheaded and leaned into her. Suddenly she was holding me and my vision was hazy...

I came to on the bed, staring up into Sarah's concerned eyes. She had her arms on either side of me and her right arm was weirdly pushed up against my ribs.

"Ron? Ron? Are you ok?" she was asking. "Oh, thank God, he's coming around. Ron, what happened?"

"I... don't know. I think it all just caught up with me. All of this shit where cashiers try to buy stuff and cops arrest themselves-"

"No, you would arrest them," she said with a goofy smile. "They don't arrest themselves."

I chuckled a little. My sense of reality was gradually returning. "I guess I'm glad I've got someone on my side. Someone who I know has the best intentions for me."

"Dude, you are really empathetic," Sarah said admiringly. "I feel so much... goodwill? I don't know, I just really want the best for you. Is this really how you feel about me?"

"Well, yeah," I replied. "Of course. I'm probably biased by how hot you are, but in general I want good things to happen to everyone."

Sarah's forearm was still pressing weirdly against the side of my chest. She was rubbing it back and forth slightly. "Sarah, what are- oh, hah, are you copping a feel?"

Now Sarah turned a deep red and rolled over onto her back. I laughed at her. "Dude, I just fucked you! You don't have to be shy about going for a feelski. Go on, mash away! Get some big handfuls of my ass, while you're at it."

She rolled on top of me and began kissing and sucking my nipples. Suddenly she started aggressively kneading the thin layer of tissue covering my ribs. It tickled and I laughed a little. She looked up suddenly.

"Ron, are you trying to make me feel good?"

"Well, yeah," I said. "This is awesome! I know exactly what turns you on! I'm letting you play with my chest."

"Seriously? You've got this incredible ability and you could use it to get anything you want, and you're using it to pleasure me?"

Her hands hadn't left my chest or my ass. "I guess," I said. "It sounds weird when you say it like that."

"Ron, think about it for a second. You're a really selfless, empathetic guy. You genuinely want what's best for people and your first instinct is to be helpful. If everyone around you acts like your roles are reversed..."

"...then everyone generally likes me," I finished. "You're- ow!"

She had pinched one of my nipples. The pain was offset by a sudden rush of blood to my member. "Sorry," she said sheepishly. "It's still weird, being into tits all of the sudden."

"Even though I don't have any?"

Sarah grimaced. "Let's not go down that road again. In fact, let's try something else. Can you picture me naked?"

I laughed. "Uh, Sarah, I just saw you naked."

"Seriously, though, picture me naked and imagine going down on me. Do you like giving head to women?"

"Yeah," I stammered. "It feels-"

She shushed me. "Imagine I have the best pussy you've ever tasted. Seriously, I want you to fantasize about having the best sexual experience of your life eating me out." She licked her lips greedily.

I finally understood and did as she said. I closed my eyes and imagined her spread out across satin sheets, her legs wide open to reveal her glistening entrance. I imagined slowly drawing my tongue across her inner thigh and along the length of her vulva. She gasped when I did that and ripped the sheets off of my nude body. Soon her tongue was lightly tickling my scrotum. My cock was at full mast now.

"Oh my God, Sarah, that's incredible..." I murmured. I was trying to keep my fantasy going while getting a blowjob. "I love giving you head, I love feeling every little twitch and jolt as your body responds. It feels- ah!"

She had taken my shaft into her mouth. Suddenly every nerve in my cock lit up as her hot breath passed over and around it. Her tongue swirled lovingly around the tip and her head began to bob up and down. I put my hands on the back of her head.

"I love when I'm down there and you put your hands on my head," I moaned. I pictured it and thought about how good it would feel to have her loving palms pressed against the back of my head. She shuddered a little but kept going. "The way you- ah! The way you can hardly, mmm, complete a sentence..."

I was panting now and Sarah was fully absorbed in her task. She pumped furiously and I pictured giving her head till I came. I had never come just from eating pussy before but I'd been close, so it was easy to imagine. I thought about her growing wet between my lips, her juices dribbling down my chin as I tongued her with complete abandon, and I felt her stiffen right as I climaxed.

I groaned loudly and pumped my seed into her eager mouth as she let out muffled cries around my dick. She sounded so frantic I almost laughed, but I grabbed her head and pressed it closer to me. After a moment, my glutes relaxed and I collapsed back onto the bed. Sarah lay still, my deflating member still in her mouth. I was starting to worry when she languidly pulled away, my cock making a pop as it slid out of her mouth.

Sarah lay next to me in bed and smiled beatifically. "Thank you," she said. I put one hand on her chest and she laughed thickly. "I had no idea how much you liked boobs. Have at 'em, man."

I was slowly tracing circles around her areola when a sound shocked me out of my post-coital haze. It was the sound of the front door slamming, followed by a male voice calling out.

"Sarah? I'm home!"