Episode 2

Announcer: Previously, on Bared Essentials…

Angela smiles, striking a pose and spreading her arms wide.

Angela: “Welcome to your new lives!”

Cut to our group of sixteen women looking around the show’s magnificent mansion, marveling at the sight.

Cut to Angela holding up a plastic token with a large “1” stamped on it.

Angela: “These are coins. They’re used to buy everything you need on this show.”

Cut to the women, clad in red bikinis, scrambling up a tall slope, pushing and climbing over one another as they do.

Cut to the top of the slide, where Jane shoves Carmen out of the way and grabs the prize.

Cut to confessional interview:

Carmen: “Hey Jane, listen up, puta, you just made my sh*t list!”

Cut to Carmen pulling Jane’s dress down, as Jane looks on in horror.

Cut to Angela saying, “the woman who comes in last place in a challenge permanently loses an item from her wardrobe!”

Cut to confessional interview:

Brenna: “I can’t wear pants anymore?”

Cut to Brenna embarrassedly pulling her pants down and handing them to Angela.

Announcer: …What would you do for a million dollars?

The title appears onscreen:

Bared Essentials