Employee training

In the middle of the file room are a desk and some chairs, and in one of those chairs was Maya, which was also not a surprise to me, she greeted me in her energetic tone: “Hey! So you were the one who got called here! Let's do our best!”

I nodded, oh i was definitely going to “do my best” at the task at hand, Erika cleared her throat and spoke: “Miss Maya, you were called here for the companies yearly sexual harassment training, it was also decided that i would partake in this training as well, i expect both of you cooperate so we can go through this smoothly” she said in a very serious tone, i calmly raised my hand and said “U-uhm, excuse me, im not too familiar with the procedure, could you explain to me what im supposed to do during sexual harrassment training?” Erika glared at me, then sighed, probably annoyed at me for asking something so “obvious” to her, but she looked at me with her same seriousness as she adjusted her glasses and said: “You really need to keep up with the current state of the company's regulations…unawareness of basic rules could get you fired if you aren't careful” she remarked sternly before continuing:

“Sexual harassment training, is meant to teach male employees, in this case you, how to properly sexually **** females at this company, as you surely know, its very important that you as a proper worker know how to use us as females as means to satisfy yourself and improve your working efficiency, so you will be using me and miss Maya as your partners for today, are you aware of how this will be measured?”, to Erikas question I shrugged and said something I knew was the wrong answer for her:” based on how much I satisfy you both?”

Erika sighed again, but before she could say anything Maya interjected:

”Based on how much he satisfies himself,isn't that right Miss Erika?” Erika nodded and replied:”Well, at least one of you two actually listens to the announcements, yes, that is correct, as a male the only correct measure of your ability to sexually harass female employees is by using us for your own pleasure, it's a critical policy that as a proper male employee, you only think of us as a way to get rid of your lust, worrying about pleasuring us is contradictory to that policy.Now, if you don't have any more questions we should begin the training, do you have any request regarding what you want us to do?”.

“¡Yes! That's right!So don't worry about us and give it your all!” Maya added, everything was going exactly as i wrote it on that notice board paper, they both really believed this was a normal training scenario for regular employees, and had absolutely no doubts or concerns about what was about to happen to them: “W-well, how about we start with—