Emma vs the Bug

“You’re already this big again?!” I heard her exclaim. The bathroom door must be open since I heard her voice pretty clearly. “Fine, I’ll take care of you!”

She’s gone into combat!

There was some sort of shuffling sound before I faintly heard Emma’s voice again, a little more difficult to understand. “You like this, don’t you? I see how you’re squirming.”

She’s even taunting the bug! You show it who’s boss, babe!

“You should give up. I see you struggling~” She continued with a sing song voice.

Oh wow, I’ve never heard her like that. She really must be giving that bug the beat down with the spray!

“Come on, come on~” I heard her continue. “I know you want to come~”

Is she luring it?

“You’re about to be a really happy boy in a moment, so come~” Her voice almost seemed sultry. I never knew she’d have so much fun fighting bugs! Maybe I should ask her for help with them from now on…

“You’re getting even bigger.” She continued. “Look at you, so red and throbbing.”

Red? Throbbing? What kind of bug is large, red, and throbbing? That sounds horrifying!

To take that all on her own…she’s so brave!

“Ah? Oh my!” She suddenly gasped. “You’re all over me!”

The bug has made its move?! Fight back Emma!

There was some more shuffling, and then I heard her start to walk. She was saying something quietly to where I couldn’t hear her. She walked further and further away until couldn’t hear her at all.

Was that the front door?

Did she spare the bug? She’s so kind as always…

I finally heard Emma walk back as she opened the door for me. She looked me in the eyes, a curved smile growing on her face that seemed kind of shiny.

“I took care of it, babe.” She smirked.

“You’re so brave, Emma.” I complimented her. “I heard the fight. You did great!”

“Thank you.” Emma smiled, a light blush forming on her cheeks. “If you liked it…I could put on some more shows for you.”

“Shows?” I blinked, confused. “What do you mean?”

“Nevermind.” She giggled. “Don’t worry about it babe.”

And then she turned away, walking to the couch and plopping herself on it, giggling as she kicked her feet.

I didn’t really understand, but Emma can be confusing like that sometimes. Well, now that the bathroom is free, time to get ready!

I entered the bathroom and suddenly felt something wet on my foot. I bent down, seeing some sort of clear liquid. I’d think it was water, but it was a little sticky.

“Weird.” I shrugged to myself, grabbing a napkin and wiping it up.

And while getting myself ready, I came to a decision. I’m going to have a date with Emma the next day we’re free!