Emma Watson, in "Noah"

From behind the curtain, walked a woman in a black dress, wearing a black coat and blue high-heels.

The auctioneer roared: "Allow me to introduce the main character tonight... Emma Watson!!!"

The crowd exploded again when the name Emma Watson was called. It took full fifteen minutes before they were calmed down and the auction could continue.

The auctioneer turned to face his guests: "My dear customers, now do you believe me?"

Everyone: "YESSSS!"

"Thanks for your trust. And to prove we deserved to be trusted, we'll explain what is your benefit here."

Then he turned to Emma: "Miss Watson, I'm not a professional interviewer, so please forgive me if I make any mistake. Ready?"

"Always."

"Miss Watson, can you tell us what is the name of the movie?"

"It's 'Noah'. One word. Four letters."

"Noah? Like in Noah's ark?"

"Yes, that Noah."

"Can you tell us more details?"

"In this movie, I will play Ila, an orphan raised by Noah and Naameh. She later marries Shem, Noah's eldest son.

I think you all know the story: God saw that the earth was corrupt, decided to destroy what he had created, and only spared Noah, his family, and examples of all the world's animals. The child of Shem and Ila is the first human born after The Great Flood.

But here's the interesting part: The movie will be filmed without VFX. No stuntman, no CGI, no green screen. Every scene will be real."

"By 'real', do you mean...?"

"Everything. The sex. The pregnancy. And..." she paused for a moment, touching her lower abdomen, "... the birth."

"Wow, let us slow down a bit: Are you trying to say that you'll have real sex with a stranger? On-screen?"

"Not only that, but I'll also let him put a bun in my oven. Make my belly swell. Hold my hands when I scream in pain, pushing our baby out of my womb," she smiled, then added: "All on-screen."

"Thank you for sharing," the auctioneer turned back to his audience, "Now I think it's all clear. Time to back for the main business: Gentlemen, please place your bid for the role of Shem."

Emma added: "Before I arrive here tonight, I have tried a bit of method acting. I wear a fake belly and imagine how to be a mother. This is the result."

The large TV screen on the stage showed a picture.

Then she looked at the audience, and said with a seducing voice: "Do you want to make me become like this for real? Do you want the baby under that pink dress to be yours? This is your once-in-a-lifetime to impregnate a gorgeous actress! Do your best to be the winner!"