Emerging From The Sea !

"Ow, shit, bloody stones" cried Debbi as she toppled forward onto her palms. The infamous pebbles of Brighton beach were playing havoc with her attempts to portray Aphrodite emerging seductively from the sea. A sea that was none too warm either, causing goose pimples to appear on her flesh and her erect nipples to stand proud and prominent. She cut a bedraggled figure with seaweed in her hair, that Samantha had maliciously thought would be an authentic touch, and carrying a trident. Did Aphrodite carry a trident ? Who knew? Who cared ?

"Try to be a bit more professional Deb, this isn't working" complained Charles. Debbi bristled. To be accused of being unprofessional, on top of all the indignities she had suffered as a result of the Miz No-E travesties, was too much. "You try walking on these bloody stones in your bare feet" she shouted back at the director.

This was all comedy gold for the crowd of around two or three hundred people who were herded the other side of the barriered area of beach on which the SEXFLIX team was working. Samantha was well pleased with the short interview she had managed to get on the local news the previous evening. Ostensibly, she had been apologizing for any inconvenience but warning anyone who might be offended by female nudity to stay away from the area tomorrow, adding that it was all in a good cause. Of course she knew well enough that such an announcement would also serve to attract the rowdy and the curious in their droves, as well as the perverts who would be able to gawp openly instead of in their usual furtive manner.

The filming had ground to a halt. "This isn't working" Charles complained. "We should have tried to find a sandy beach." They had plumped for Brighton because it was an officially sanctioned nudist beach. Avalon tentatively approached the group of Debbi, Sean, Charles and Samantha. "Look, I've got these Roman sandals I brought along from wardrobe. I know Aphrodite would not have come out of her shell in sandals but I'm sure our target audience couldn't care less about that and it'll be a lot easier for Debbi."

"You're right and Sean's not going to be shooting any close ups of her feet ! Good girl Ava" agreed Charles. Debbi leaned on Avalon's shoulder as she slipped on the sandals, not wanting to sit down with her bare ass on the wretched pebbles. "That should be a lot better" she said gratefully.

The idea was for Debbi to emerge from the sea and then launch into lip synching Jody's Aphrodite version of the Miz No-E rap. "There's still something missing though" opined Sean the cameraman. "And I don't honestly think the seaweed's a good look" he added. "But it's authentic" protested Samantha, who thought her idea was funny. "Well if we're talking authentic, then she should have two attendants" argued Sean. "All the paintings I've seen of Aphrodite have her accompanied by naked nymphs."

Charles agreed with his cameraman. "But it's too late to hire any other models" Samantha pointed out. "That's not a problem" asserted Charles. "Sam, Ava, get your kit off !"