Embarrassing stories

The meal went on, with everyone telling stories. They were on a role with Lauren stories, telling one where she took of her bathing suit and ran naked around the pool that had her sister and cousins cackling.

"That's right, little Lauren just wouldn't keep her clothes on!" Grandma laughed. "I saw her chubby tushy all the time when she was young!"

Lauren blushed furiously, though she remembered she had stories as well.

"Well, cousin Cathy had a habit of losing the clothes all the time!" Lauren said, pointing at her cousin.

"That's not what happened!" Cathy objected, instantly going red. "You stripped me!"

Lauren had babysat Cathy and her brother for years. Now the twins were 18 and the two year age difference hardly mattered. When they were young Lauren had complete authority over her cousins though.

"She slipped mustard all over her dress at the mall." Lauren explained. "I took it off to clean it- how was I supposed to know she had no underwear on!"

Everyone laughed as Cathy fumed, then elbowing her gawfing brother.

"You're one to laugh!" Lauren said, pointing at him. "Everyone saw your tiny wee wee when I helped you changed at the beach!"

Her cousin Brian blushed furiously. Lauren grinned, taking another slice of pie. She'd successfully turned the tables, going from the embarrass-y to the embarrass-er!