Eggstreme Ways (out)

Kaida and Deon made eye contact with each other, and broke for the door.

Which didn't open. Even when both cops put their back into it.

Kaida pointed her gun at the frosted window, but Carr pulled her arm down.

"What are you-"

"We need to get out!"

"And that glass is bulletproof! Unless you got a Barrett in your back pocket!"

Kai wasn't sure what that was, but she shook her head. "Can we shoot the lock out? ""

"They thought of that too." Deon looked at the glass. "And I don't think that's the real problem."

Kai looked too.

And something dark and fast moved on the other side.

The egg spluttered. Green drops landed on the floor.

Kaida and Deon turned around.

The flaps on the top of the egg folded back, and released a haze of green tinted smoke.

"Stay behind me," Deon said. Kaida nodded.

A cruel claw grasped the edge of the gigantic, green-pulsating egg. Then another, and another.

The fourth one punched right through the side of the egg, grabbed the edges of the cut, and all four arms ripped the egg open.

Dull green fluid spilled into the floor, and lapped around the cops' feet. Kai flinched, but Deon kept his eyes on the prize.

Though he wouldn't use that word.

The thing that climbed out was tall, even by alien standards. Tall though for it's elaborate crest to scrape the acoustic tiles.

But that wasn't its most notable feature.

Nor was it the two tails with spikes down their length that swayed behind it.

Nor the large pair of breasts that proudly sat on her chest, or the slightly smaller pair - relatively speaking - beneath.

No, her most visible feature was the massive twin cocks that jutted from her crotch. Each one was as long as an arm, and faded to green at the head.

She let them soak it in. Every inch of her.

And, more importantly, how absolutely screwed they clearly were.

Greetings, she thought. Both cops flinched.

Carr said, "Hello, Shannon."

It was a good act. Without her enhanced senses, she wouldn't have noticed that slight break in his voice.

Deon, she drawled. I really must thank you for refraining. And you, Hofferson, for restraining him.

He said, "So you're still in there?"

...In a sense. She ran her lower claws over the swells of her breasts, lingered on the green-tinged three-way flaps where her nipples would be. There's certain things I always admired about you.

"Yeah, I remember."

She laughed down the mind-link. Oh, Carr! Not the flirting! That was mere-

She sent disgust-contempt.

-human attraction. No, I refer to your dedication. You've always been by the book. A good soldier.

Something green flashed in her hood, where her eyes would've been.

Assuming she had four.

That, I can work with.

Carr's face tightened, but he said nothing.

She looked at the girl. And you.

Hofferson flinched.

You're young. Inexperienced. Not...particularly good at anything.

The girl didn't know if she wanted to complain, or say thanks.

But that also means you're flexible. Quite suitable for... She ran her tongue across her lips. ...molding.

The girl shivered. Yes, good.

"Hey," Carr snapped. "Just give us the pitch already."

As you wish. She bowed her head. I offer you a choice. You may walk out that door at any time.

The girl swallowed. "But...?"

But only one of you.