Eco friendly.

"With Laurie's profound and deeply held convictions towards saving the planet we have to match it in her wardrobe. " She tells.

"Of course, it's so important to her that she doesn't mind behing naked in mixed company to support her beliefs. But what can we do to help her ?" Asks my rather gullible mom.

"Reduce pollution by removing optional clothes or the extra fabric, making it easier and less harmful for the planet." She tells.

What optional clothes and extra fabric?" I ask.

" All those long pants , skirts and shirts soak water and take room in laundry with their lenght, you sometimes wear short ones so it's no big deal to show your legs or arms after all everyone has them."She replies, throwing piles of jeans, pants and shirts into a trashbag that Mark got out of her large bag.

Once she find herself finished with all pants , long sleeved tops and long skirts ( for some very small value of 'long' if you ask me but no one does.

"Next is underwear, if you want to save on laundry there is no need to cover anything twice. Mark take another bag and put any panties bras or socks you find in it, I'll start removing sleeves and shortening her tops. " she says, my mom clearly impressed by her brilliant reasonings as she takes a pair of scissors.

"Can she really go without underwear?" My mom asks. " What will people think?"

"Don't worry Mrs Jones, as long as she dress in a trendy way there will be now problem. As my mom says ' if you can’t wear it without undies you shouldn't wear it at all."she replies.

Distracted by the exchange I only now notice what is happening and rush towards my undies drawer.

"Hey Mark let le help I will do this one!" I tell him with haste, but too late!( nearly cumming from running with those dawm balls in my holes.)

"Look Mrs Jones , what are those strange things ?" He asks on a childish innocent tone holding the two dildos and the vibrating wand hidden under my now donated underwears.

"Laurie when did you get these! I am really ashamed!" She yells.( kill me now , anyone, please) "You should have told me you needed some and we would have gone together to buy you some and help you choose what's best for you."

What? I was afraid to be punished for having those but she is pissed that we did not go shopping mother , daughter in a sex shop.

"I'm proud of you for accepting your body and embracing your womanhood. You have started to have hair down there and even you boobs have even started to grow." Shell tells in front of a smiling Mark. While my tits are not as big as the huge ones my mom sports they are the biggest in my school ( even counting teachers.), I wonder if they'll get as enormous as theirs.

"You even are able to stand around and talk to parents, friends and a boy totally naked while wearing Ben Wa Balls without embarrassment. (OMG! SHE KNOWS!! HOW??)"She tells matter-of-factly. Mark and Jessica are now barely refraining to burst in laughter.

"But you should be more open about your sexuality, especially with your mom and close friends. I know nothing of your sex life and I'm sure Jessica, your best friend doesn't either."She adds.

I can’t fathom how she noticed the balls or knew what they were or how she could think I'm not embarrassed, or think that Jessica is my best friend, or even discuss my sex life in front of a 14 year old boy.

"So, besty tell us about your sex life" tells Jessica, a pile of cut sleeves and strips of fabric growing at her feet as she goes on 'altering' my few remaining clothes.