Echo-Log: NUDE

"H-Hey loyal viewers! Or, uh, nobody. At long last, welcome to another Echo-Cast! God, I'm going crazy, why am I even doing this?" Gaige mumbled as her bare feet pattered across the wasteland sand. She shut her self up for a few moments before starting talking again, "I guess, it's just like, a coping thing? Getting my thoughts out? Even if I don't have an Echo device recording... at least I'm able to think. I mean, back then... it was similar. Being trapped in a dangerous situation and I needed to somehow... distract myself. And, um, if I need a distraction anytime, it's actually now!"

Gaige laughed to herself like a crazy person, "I mean, I'm actually glad I'm not being recording. Anybody even knowing of this situation is beyond fucking HU-MI-LU-AT-ING never-mind actually... seeing it. Like, Claptrap is fucking lucky I just buried him face down in the sand. So, so close to scrapping him for Deathtrap parts. Man, I hope I get my arm back soon. How did he even take that off? He must've had help from _someone _who's actually competent."

"Fuck, I don't like how the sun feels against my fucking body. Like everything is exposed to it. And I'm blushing! I don't fucking blush! What is this bullshit? God, I'm pretty sure I have sand in places sand should not be. And what am I going to do anyway? Stride my confidently naked body into a town, shake my bare butt as I call one of my old allies for help? God, I'd rather die. But at this point? Naked in the Pandorian wasteland? I might actually just do that. Uh, die that is."

"And anarchy? Fuck that! Nudity has nothing to do with anarchy! Anarchy is doing whatever you want to do... and I want to wear clothes! Uh, not that I care about that whole anarchy stuff. That's old immature Gaige. Not new, adult... um, very very nude Gaige. Fuck. You know, I don't have a bad body. I still don't want anyone to fuckin' see it, but these are some pretty fine tits if I do say so." Gaige said as she awkwardly examined her tits, holding them up with her one arm briefly, "Yeah, no. I'd do me? Can't see why everyone else is missing out. Ain't had a boyfriend in foreva. And yeah, literally forever. Nada."

"My feet are hurting. I wish I could just ride DT... And you know, ride him with clothes. Sitting my bare ass on steel does not sound enjoyable. Though just having my buttcheeks out, is already uncomfortable. I have fresh air in places I do not want fresh air. And pretty sure by this time is over, I'll be able to peel off some of this sunburnt skin like an orange. Oh, God, TMI Gaige. Wait, nobodies listening. Still, too much TMI for even me. I don't wanna think about that."

"Who am I even going to call for help? If I call Tannis she'll probably agree but chances are the clothes she'll bring me will be a backless gown. Then she'll ask me a ton of questions about how the experience made me feel. In other words, attempt to vicariously live through me. Tina? She'd help but I would never hear the fucking end of it. I'd hear fucking jokes about my goddamn naked tushie for years. And she'd probably take at least a couple of pictures. I guess I'd call Zero but you like... never know what he's actually thinking. Or feeling. It'd be hella awk-ward. Though, that's the same for anyone."

"Hammylock? That's a nope! I had a major crush on the guy. Even if he's gay and, um, married and all, I do not want him seeing me like this! And those new Vault Hunters? Fuck that! After all the respect and cred I've gained from them?! I'm not losing it that quickly! Maybe Moxxi? Though like, if I call her I ain't getting my clothes back for a while. She'll tease me and, um, then, um, actually, Moxxi is a terrible idea. Even if it's a slightly sexy one. God, stop feeling like that now Gaige! Move your hand away!"

"Okay, okay. Who's left then? Leaving the obvious out, Kreig and Salvador is a nope obviously. Marcus wouldn't give me clothes unless I gave him money, which is hard without, you know... pockets. I guess then the answer is Axton? I mean, he still views me partly as a kid though! I'm a sexy woman! And maybe this would prove it to him but in the most humiliating, embarrassing and shameful way possible! Fuck! Why is everyone I know terrible?! I have no good choices!"

"I guess I can figure that problem out after I find an Echo-Device to call someone on. And do so while completely naked. You know, I hate my life sometimes! Well, the choices are slaughter a bandit camp to find one... and do that without a weapon or clothes or a fucking arm! Or... a degrading completely nude streak into a town. God, why does everything suck?!"