Eat Me, Drink Me

The fall was fast at first and slowed down significantly. I saw the rock walls smooth into painted walls just like ones you’d find inside a house. It was just like Alice in Wonderland. I decided have some fun while we fell and to do somersaults in the air. Beside me, Glaze was unsteadily tried flapping her arms to stay upright.

"What if we fall right through the middle of the planet?" Tank asked as she let herself spin round.

"That won't happen. I've read the book, watched the Disney film, watched the live action Disney film, played the McGee videogames... Wait a minute! Those games were darker. There's totally a chance we won't be fine! But Alice floats down into Wonderland," I said.

Glaze was now folding her arms. Eventually, Tank reclined leisurely as though she was on a bed of a sofa, as we levitated down. We floated downward slowly and eventually caught sight of a floor. Me and Glaze set our feet firmly on the floor. I turned to Tank.

"Hey, Tank, you might want to get up, before we..."

I was too late. Before I could finish my sentence, Tank dropped down onto the floor with a loud thud.

"I'm late, I'm late, I'm late! I'm here, I should be there! Ooh, the queen, she'll have my head for sure!" we heard White Rabbit yell through the corridor. He had disappeared from our sight.

Given who the queen in this story is, the rabbit's concerns about being late were understandable.

At the end of the hallway was a door, which I opened, to reveal a slightly smaller door. I pulled open that door, only to see yet another even smaller door. I pulled open that door and saw an entry at last. I was still able to stand to full height along with Glaze as I led the way through the smallest door, with Tank having to lean over some.

Everything in this room was in the brightest of colours, mostly in shades of pink. There was a blue and white dress

The white rabbit, now quite tiny, hurried through the room and through the tiny door on the door end that was already open and waiting for him. As the white rabbit scurried through the door closed without any help. I squatted down and peered at the tiny door, expecting to see a sleeping face. There wasn't one.

"I've read this book before. We just need to go small by drinking the potion," as I predicted, the potion was on the table, alongside an Eat Me cake.

I drank from the potion. It tasted like cherry, custard, pineapple, turkey, toffee, buttered toast, all rolled in one. As I drank from the bottle, my body grew smaller and smaller. Unfortunately, my clothes did not shrink with me. I was naked. Wait, if my whole body has shrunk, that means... I quickly covered my penis, not wanting Glaze and Tank to see the size it was at now.

"Where'd he go?" I heard Tank's voice ask.

"I'm down here!" I said, waving my arms about.

Glaze and Tank looked down. They both followed my cue and drank from the bottle and shrank down. Like me, they were also naked. Another problem was that our equipment had also stayed the same size. Fortunately, whenever I summoned my Chainsaword, it was in miniature form.

But we could fit through the door. I tore off a piece of Glaze's discarded robes and wrapped it around my waist. I didn't want Glaze or Tank to see what happened to my penis. We went through, to find ourselves in a beautiful garden. A large white castle loomed over us over the distance.