Earth (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)

My little sis had woken me with an orgasm from her big dick and I’d gotten mom’s first load for breakfast this morning straight from the source, so I was feeling pretty good as I sat in class and listened to Aki, our homeroom teacher, introduce herself. Once she was done showing off her fit muscular body, her pert E-cups and pretty thick cock, she killed time by having the students do the same.

Starting from the left side of the seating chart, one by one, people stood up and gave their name, the middle school they went to, and an interesting fact (favorite fetish, favorite position, etc.) about themselves. Some people just mumbled their way through it as they lifted their skirts revealing mostly limp dicks. Some people sounded completely relaxed and generally had pretty proud boners on display. A few told bad jokes which killed any excitement in the room but most of us giggled politely anyway because the would be comedians all had an inch or two on the rest of us oddly enough. And all the while, my turn gradually grew closer. Nerve-racking. You know what I mean, right? I was pretty aroused for obvious reasons but I couldn’t decide if it would be better to be relaxed and flaccid, keeping my exact size a mystery for now or if a strong stiff erection would be the best way to make a first impression.

In the end, everyone who came to this particular high school was a student of average dimensions for the most part, so I didn’t feel too self conscious. Once I had managed not to stumble over the required autobiography I was practicing in my head, I sat back down in my seat, relishing that liberating feeling you get after taking care of business (I went with no boner just cause it suited my personality). In turn, the person behind me stood up--yes, I’ll remember this moment for the rest of my life -- and spoke words people would be talking about for years to come.

“Haruhi Suzumiya, From East Middle School.”

I heard gasps and saw eyes widen across the room of turned heads and couldn’t help but turn in my seat to look. I briefly took note of the girl’s beauty but my attention was instantly drawn to her cock. Despite being completely flaccid, Haruhi didn’t need to lift her skirt in the slightest to introduce herself. Her amazingly huge penis fell out from under her skirt to just lay across her desk like a thick serpent, the big head actually touching the back of my chair mere inches from my shoulder. I felt my already wet pussy gush and my dick was instantly ferociously erect.

“I have no interest in ordinary hermpires. If there are any aliens, time travelers, sliders, or espers here, come join me. That is all.”