Early Morning Cock Worship

written in collaboration with Namichwan

My intention was to return to the mansion to collect my indolent Harem Knights but miraculously I happened to come up upon them in town.

They were in the green lawn of a park, only the usual brightly decorated wooden pillars separated the public garden from the street we were walking along. The trees in this park had a variety of beautiful flowers in them, the leaves were golden yellow, pink, and crimson red, and the grass was a light shade of emerald green. I would have continued on without a glance except a crowd that had gathered around the end of one picnic table drew my eye.

What really drew my attention were all the bare bottoms as all of the perhaps two dozen townspeople were only half-clothed as they knelt. My cheeks heated as I feasted my eyes on a variety of cheeks from the quite overly generous to the starkly pale as well as the copiously hairy. Then I noticed Aqua holding court, speaking to the crowd and prancing back and forth looking quite pleased with herself. There was a colorful banner over the end of the table and as I drew closer with Cloud in tow, I saw a familiar pair of legs underneath it, bent and spread wide with bare feet perched on the edge, and an even more intimately familiar penis and set of testes dangling over the side as if presented to the crowd for review.

I was vaguely aware of Cecily’s presence, the blonde priestess speaking when Aqua lost track of her speech and decided to indulge in a new version of her Party Tricks skill, creating a spray of a thick white telltale substance from her mouth rather than the usual watery fountains from her wrists.

Cecily stood proud, her arms out swept in her familiar blue priestess garb, her voluminous golden blond hair flowing freely from her clerical headdress to frame her beautiful face, “Gentlemen and Ladies, this is an occasion to celebrate! The goddess herself has bestowed upon us the gift of this magnificent penis. The goddess of water and pleasure, Aqua, has blessed this gathering with her blessing. We pray for the strength to continue enjoying her wonderful climaxes as she continues to bless this world with the great gift of Kazuma’s beautiful genitalia and his glorious erection!”

Her declaration was somewhat stymied by the fact that Kazuma wasn’t actually in anyway erect, his fat schlong curving over the bulk of his dangling balls to stretch out towards the ground. Though the fact that his flaccid size outdid any three of the male cultist’s fully hard members easily was certainly impressive enough.

There were a fair number of non-Axis and Eris aligned townspeople standing at the edge of the park, murmuring amongst themselves and looking on with general disapproval at the religious ceremony even as they obviously enjoyed the salacious nature of it. I walked past them, making my way over to the gathering. I couldn't help myself. I couldn't take my eyes away from the sight as I watched women and men on their knees or squatting lewdly upon the grass. Some of them were already panting and moaning under their robes, others rubbing themselves in eager desperation against each other as their nipples stiffened in anticipation of another round of Aqua's orgasmic showers. My gaze lingered upon the males, noting that the majority of them had right arms that were bent and pumping. They were all worshiping…

I walked around the side of the crowd as I approached Kazuma's raised and supine form up on the table, my hungry gaze taking in the exposed and excited genitals of the crowd. I saw a plethora of small commoner penises, unremarkable and petty, barely visible past their owner's fists. I was far more interested in the various women digging their fingers deep into their sopping loins, debasing themselves in public, red faced and embarrassed but steadily working themselves into compliant arousal because of my lewd earring empowered statements.

I was aroused by the sight; the sound of their cries and moans filled the air along with the smell of their sweat and lust. I grinned as Aqua finally took notice of my arrival and the pretty bluette strode towards me, her arms open and her eyes filled with both excitement and desire, “Darkness! Finally! Where have you been?”

I enfolded her into my arms and we crashed together, big breasts squashing into slightly less big boobs until she was breathless. I kissed her deeply, licking her lips eagerly and sucking her tongue into my mouth as she responded, her hands reaching behind me to pull me against her, my own slipping past her invisible panties to press against her moist vagina. Her mouth was mine and her body trembled against mine, both of us gasping and groaning as we fought for dominance, the two of us unable to stop kissing and biting, our tongues intertwining, our fingers caressing.

Finally I pulled back, keeping her slight sexy waist in my hands as I answered her, "Going to the guild and picking up a quest like I said I was going to do last night. You'd have been able to help me choose, if you hadn't slept in with Kazuma. Now why don't you tell me what's going on here, hmmm?"

Her expression was flushed with excitement and delight, “Well, Cecily stopped by early and wanted to have a big group Worship Kazuma Cock Sacrament so we kind of just went along with her and here we are!”

"-look upon Kazuma's cock and witness its supremacy!" Cecily's gaily declared sermon broke into our conversation and I looked past Aqua to see the blond priestess gesturing at my Kazuma's crotch with her hand before she dropped down to her haunches and lifted her arms upwards dramatically as if begging everyone to join in. "This is the magnificent manly manhood that conquered the holy wombs of two goddesses! And that is only the beginning! More goddesses will fall to his divine prowess, falling on to their backs like the lowest of whores, spreading their thighs and welcoming his sacred shaft into their hallowed passages! Gods will recognize his right! They will kneel as their holy wives and blessed daughters are taken! The members of the very gods will ejaculate in sympathy, raining down to bless this world with new life and new magic!"

Several men let out mighty groans as they orgasmed, making a big show of it, their hips flying upward as their faces were pulled back in huge grin/grimaces as their blurring fists urged out their seed onto the grass in rapid spurts. They did so to much acclaim, those around them touching them and crying out encouragingly.

Cecily was ecstatic at the display, her smile split with a mad grin as she threw herself down before one of the ejaculating men in the front row. Her hand lanced out to grasp his dick and she tugged upon it rapidly, urging still more semen from his softening penis, "Yes! Rejoice! A god has found his knees in our midst! He has recognized Kazuma's cock as superior! A divine Vestige! His holy seed erupts and his sacred member wilts and bows before Kazuma's phallus! Remember! This is not mere masturbation but true worship! As these common men deliver their fertile seed to those below: the grass, the soil, the insects, and the worms. So too does the cuckolded god! No longer will the grace of the gods be hoarded by the holy wombs of the goddesses! It rains down to bless the lives of us mere mortals!"

“Whew!” A cheery man who just came beamed at Cecily, wiping his brow. “Even tah be compared tah Kazumah is a mighty fine honor! Thank ye kindly Miss Cecily!” He received many agreements from the men around him, but Cecily was less impressed.

She slapped his forehead lightly with the planner, grumbling out: “Stop ruining this Eric.”

I knew these religious beliefs were fictional, or at least they had been before I'd said anything strange about the goddess' while wearing my earrings but it still blew my mind how these people could accept something so utterly absurd as this ritual! Out in public no less! To see it happening before me, witnessing it firsthand was beyond my comprehension! I hadn’t even nursemaided this particular brand of perverted erotic insanity along to reach this pinnacle, this had all just been percolating in the background as I had all my harem fun. Wasn't this a bit excessive?

Aqua's wandering hand squeezed my butt as she enthused with an outward wave of her other one, "Isn't this so wonderfully excessive!?"

I couldn't help it. I squeed and wiggled frantically around so that my big asscheeks were rubbing all over her pelvis, "Yes!!! This is such an absolutely perfect devotion to Eris-sama! It’s become such a perverted church-service!" Just like me. "Oh Aqua! I love it!"

“Eris and Aqua, right Darkness?” She prodded playfully, though with an underlying seriousness that thankfully dissolved quickly. “But I’m glad you liked it! Your big book of fantasies kept saying you wanted fun stuff like this whenever you went to church!”

Oh right, that book that everyone’s read now. My face grew hotter as I realized everyone now knew I fantasized during Sunday service… not wanting to answer any questions I smiled politely and pushed on. Cloud and Aqua stayed behind as she insisted he let her sit on his shoulders so she could shout louder.

Passing around the front of the small crowd, I reached the table bearing Kazuma. I got a good look at the banner bisecting his body from above. It was both wide and long, blue was the dominant color and the letters SKPFC were bright yellow and stood strident in the center of the standard. Around that center-point was a plethora of massive penises that were quite obviously attempts at capturing Kazuma’s basically perfect cock in profile and everywhere there wasn’t an absurdly fat and lengthy phallic object was a nude female, their bodies in an overabundance of sexual positions, thighs open and pussies spread for entry.

There even seemed to be some sort of art event going on in a subsection of the gathering. A few canvases were up with various Axis members painting or drawing the image of their fat schlonged prince. One lady was solely focused on making her own penis statue. From what I could see as I walked past there were some really nice paintings of Kazuma, though one particularly nice one was scrunched up quickly by its disheveled creator. Shouting “NO! Still I cannot capture zee brilliance and majesty of my muse!” He growled before starting his painting over again.

I also saw one motherly figure going around the various events with a tray of snacks and lube, handing out where needed with a warm smile. Well, I say motherly, her attire screamed ‘fetish nun with her tits out’ but her demeanor at least seemed pleasant.

It was at this point I was happy about one of the normalities I added on my travels that I don’t think I’ve mentioned yet. “It’s normal for no children to be harmed mentally or physically by any of the events that transpire from me or my normalities.” A simple spell but it’ll hopefully be quite effective in making young kids avoid this section of the park. I’m a degenerate, not a heathen.

With it on display like this with so many others plainly exposed to my gaze, Kazuma's magnificent manhood hardly seemed to be of the same species of all these others. Even Cloud's penis seemed like just a particularly exceptional garter snake among a common many while Kazuma's was a massive python or perhaps even an overwhelming dragon in size and stature. I had to wonder if Kazuma's Japanese were a particularly hung people who elicited much lust and envy from others upon his world or if it was just him.

I was about to reach Kazuma before a roll of paper was pointed at my face.
“Look! Look ye wretches of this land, at one of the few women powerful enough to survive Kazuma’s gargantuan beast!” She bellowed out to the crowd, all eyes suddenly on me as they gasped in awe. “Look at the type of flawless maiden that can ride that rail! Only a defense as high as hers could match with Godslayer Cock! And not only that, take the virginity of our holy symbol!”

“She is blessed!” “A miracle woman!” “How do I get my defense that high?!” “Kazuma’s first seed! What I wouldn’t do to be her!”

The emphatic cries at my supposed glory were disconcerting to say the least. Maybe this is why Kazuma keeps looking like a fish out of water in these situations, there’s just something odd about having all these Axis members be so ready to worship you while still maybe selling you for a single Eris.

“Um, thank you, Cecily…” I nodded politely, then looked over the eager crowd again. “Yes, well, thank you for the interest… but, I’m nothing that special, really. He’s had sex with lots of women, as is his right, I was just the first. I’m sure Kazuma would have sex with any one of you attractive ladies given the chance…”

The wash of shocked murmurs and theorizing who I meant by that was strong. That wave of eager excitement distracted them long enough for me to get away. Perhaps it’ll bite me in the ass again, but now I could turn back to Kazuma as he lay back with his hands clasped behind his head, gazing up at the sky with a peaceful expression on his handsome face.

My heart almost wanted to pause and admire the view of him laying there, but he quickly noticed me. A smile of infinite warmth and welcoming grew when he saw me. “Morning Darkness.”