EDI has a new body

“I would’ve preferred a heads up over a hard reset over half our systems,” Samantha said to EDI as she approached her in her new metallic body that once belonged to Dr Eva. “And if you needed a body, I could have assisted…”

“I appreciate that, Samantha, but it was a quick decision,” EDI said. “Luckily for you, you no longer have to imagine what my body would look like. Although I am intrigued that you could declare your love for what was at the time a bodiless voice.”

“Oh uh… you have a really attractive voice,” Samantha blushed.

“I see… would you mind if I come to you with inquiries?” EDI asked. “I would ask Jeff but he’s too distracted and Shepard is too busy with missions. I personally would appreciate more time to get to know you properly, Samantha.”

“Oh… y-you would?” Samantha said. “I mean… yes, that’d be great. H-how about Port Observation? When I’m not on duty.”

“Deal,” EDI said. “And if you still want to masturbate to my voice, I’d be happy to lend a hand.”

Samantha’s eyes widened as EDI sauntered away.