During the Citadel Party

“You know, Jack,” Miranda said. “Shepard’s right.”

Miranda and Jack were at the bar with each other winding down and Jane had just stopped by. “What exactly was she right about, cheerleader?” Jack asked.

“We’re confident in our sexuality, we’re both two beautiful women… and we’re running out of time,” Miranda said.

Jack paused and stared at Miranda. “Fuck.”

“So, this might be the last chance we get to really try things out,” Miranda said. “So what do you say?”

“I say… we need to get out of here,” Jack said. “Away from the party.”

“So we should just ditch?” Miranda asked. “That seems not right.”

“What, you want to just fuck here where any one of our friends could find us?” Jack asked.

Miranda blushed. “I mean… maybe we could start with the hot tub or something. It’s not like we can just steal the Normandy…”

“Can’t we?” Jack grinned. “Hey, Kasumi. What you think? What are the chances we can actually sneak out and steal the Normandy?”

Kasumi appeared beside the two. “Mmm… what’s in it for me?”

“The ability to say you stole the Normandy?” Jack suggested.

“No, not good enough,” Kasumi said. “Not when I’m sitting on the juiciest most viral video waiting to happen.”

Jack looked at Miranda. “What do you think?”