Drevola's Futabitch

You're familiar with the story of Dracula, right? Well he was actually on a real life vampire Count Drevola. You see, the novel was based on a true story but Bram Stroker had to change a lot of details because of the pornographic nature of them.

Johanna Harker, a woman Jonathan Harker was based on, was a newly qualified English solicitor who was sent to the castle of Count Drevola to complete an important real estate transaction. Her whole career, and future marriage to Mina Murray, depended on. Look the victorians were more progressive than we give them credit for.

"Okay, this is Castle Drevola." the guy driving the horse driven carriage said.

Waiting at the gates was a blonde haired woman in white.

"I am Dolengen." she said. "Come with me."

Johanna followed Dolengen into the castle. Inside vampire femboy Drevola was waiting for her.

"Hello. I'm Count Drevola."

"What's that red thing you're drinking? It smells like blood." Johanna said.

"Oh, the doctor said I should drink more blood." Drevola replied.

The silly nature is precisely why Bram Stoker changed so much of the plot.

"I'm so busy with much other business so I can only see you a few hours during the evening." Drevola said. "But you're welcome to stay here."

"Oh, okay." Johanna said.

Dolengen showed Johanna to her room. Of course, because vampires are used to sleeping in coffins, there was no bed.

Just a coffin.

"Where's the bed?" Johanna asked.

"Oh, we sleep in coffins. Isn't that normal?" Dolengen asked, leaving the room.