Dramatis personae*

John Smith ― This is you, you are 21 years old and a junior in college

Kathrine “Kat” Smith ― Your younger sister, 18 years old college freshman

Louise “Lou” Smith ― Your older sister, 25 years old, just about finished with grad school

Marcy Olsen ― Friend of your sister, also an 18 year old college freshman

Alice Caldwell ― Your ex-girlfriend, high school valedictorian, 21 year old college junior

Jessica Rodgers ― 23 year old college senior, president of the Chi Upsilon Mu sorority, a class A bitchy bimbo with massive bim-boobs.

Beatrice “Bea” Caulkland ― 18 year old college student, your downstairs neighbor

Audrey Lewis ― 21 year old college student, works part time at the Greasy Spoon as a waitress

Grace Lee ― 18 year old college freshman

more to come