Double Date

The stunning redhead mulls the proposition from the drop dead gorgeous brunette over for just a minute. She had just met this woman now asking to be her date but already Casey could tell El had a good heart to her. The charming flush across Elsie's cheeks told her that this was not some weird pickup trick or anything of the sort, it was a spur of the moment thing on a very special night.

It had been some time since Casey had gone out with a girl and this could be fun. There was her "big secret" that would have to be addressed if this actually went anywhere, but a wholesome first date at a Diner trivia night with a Cousin there as chaperone seemed innocent enough.

Casey flashes Elsie a sweet though flirtatious smile. "I would be honored."

El nods firmly. "A date it is."

There is a strangely tense yet warm moment as the two let the idea sink in. Where just moments ago the table had the pleasant though detached energy of friendly strangers meeting each other it now buzzed with a new and confusing undercurrent. Neither El nor Casey quite knew what to do next. Chloe was the first to break the tension.

"Hot damn!" Chloe exclaims. "You work fast El."

El giggles, both proud of her boldness and embarrassed by it as well. "This wasn't the plan."

Casey takes a sip, her green eyes twinkling. "You have to make destiny happen."

"Exactly." El nods and takes a suck from her straw as her dark eyes sparkle back with playful energy.

They gaze across the table, each trying to read other's mind and each wondering if this was crazy or kismet. Picking up on her sudden status as a third wheel Chloe crosses her arms in a pout.

"Wait a minute! This isn't fair!" She huffs. "Why am I always the odd one out? The Moms and their girl's nights without me. Fiona and you know who booting me out of my own place. Big Daddy and his stupid wife."

"Big Daddy?" Casey tilts her head curiously.

El waves her hand. "Long story."

"Now this!" Chloe gripes...before her eyes light up and she snaps her fingers. "Wait, I know. I'll take Felix!"

"Take him?" Casey laughs.

"Yeah! A double date." Chloe beams.

It was just then that the aforementioned Felix was returning with the girls orders. "Two mega-burgers with fries and pickle." He announces as he sets down the plates. "I'll bring the banana split after, if that's okay."

"Yeah, your banana can split me anytime you want." Chloe jeers at him suggestively and licks her lips. "I bet your whip cream is delicious."

He guffaws as Elsie face palms. "Excuse me!?" He says.

Chloe thumbs towards the other two. "These two are..."

El touches Chloe's arm. "Chloe, stop."

Casey just shakes her head at the strange behavior. "Felix is working Chloe, he can't be your date tonight."

Chloe shrugs. "I don't mind." She winks at Felix. "I don't mind a workin man. Get to see his cute booty running around the place."

"Date?" Felix was completely lost.

"Chloe is feeling left out Felix." Casey explains. "I've been asked on a date by Elsie here and...I accepted."

This news seems to make Felix's day. "Really! Wow."

Casey continues, hoping to smooth things out quickly with a rather forceful hint to her best friend. "It would make Chloe feel a lot better if she had a date too."

Elsie was blushing furiously. "I am so sorry for this. Chloe, please stop..." As everyone looks back to Chloe she now had the pickle in her mouth sliding it in and out lewdly sucking it off as if it were a dick. She stared at Felix intently, her eyebrows waggle up and down at the flustered young waiter. "Oh my god!" Elsie buries her face in both hands. A night celebrating personal freedom was one thing but unleashing the real Chloe on an unsuspecting world was a mistake Elsie was quickly coming to regret.

Chloe slips the pickle from her mouth, tongues the tip, then says. "What do ya say stud? Once you go Bailey you'll want it daily."

"Ohhh god!" Elsie groans into her hands. Seconds after getting the date it was all falling in around her. What a disaster!

Felix, to his credit, was taken aback but was too happy for his bestie to let the weird woman in the thick glasses throw him off. He could see his friend was genuinely interested in Elsie Bailey, anybody would be. For Casey's sake he would humor the beautiful Elsie's kooky cousin. He straightens up like an old fashioned Spanish gentleman and bows with a flourish. "It would be my pleasure. A...working date it will be."

"A double date!" Chloe chirps excitedly.

"You don't have to." Elsie says at her wits end. "I am so so..."

He holds a gallant hand up. "Tut! Of course I don't have to, I want to."

Chloe holds the pickle up to the other girls triumphantly, as if it was the thing that convinced him, and brags. "You could take notes on picking guys up ladies." Casey laughs at the crude humor despite herself.

"Thank you." Elsie mouths quietly to Felix while Chloe was distracted. He just smiles and nods back to her.

"Hey! Lover boy!" Comes a mocking call from a nearby table. "Less flirting more serving!"

Chloe, feeling better and better about coming out of her shell, goes to shout something back but Elsie grabs her arms tight. "Don't you dare!" El hisses under her breath. "You don't want to get your date in trouble, do you?" Chloe grits her teeth and holds back what she was about to say, instead she just squints evil intent at the interrupting goons.

Felix rolls his eyes. "Just wave me down if you need anything. Enjoy the food."

"We will!" Chloe says. Picking up her big burger burger in both hands she commences to jab her tongue between the buns to obscenely lap at the greasy patty with a flicking licking motion. Grease and spit splatter up onto her thick glasses a she gives her hamburger a rimjob. "Don't be a stranger sugar buns." She croons in a voice she believes seductive but instead comes out as creepily predatory.

With Casey laughing in disbelief and Elsie blushing all shades of red Felix shakes his head, unsuccessfully trying to hide a smile, and hurries off to see what the other table needed.