Dont Know Which Is Worse: The Faith or The Bannermen!!!!

Aegon Had The Faith Up His Arse on One End and The Bannerman Up His Arse and Out His Throat on The Other. An Essosi bride Was One Thing, but A Dothraki Bride? This Could Be Interpreted As A Literal Slap in The Face To Every Member of The Faith of The Seven, and A Grievous Insult to The High Septon. Aegon Was Glad It Wasn't during Maegor The Cruel's Time, that would've been worse for all involved. But Aegon Had Enough **** On The High Septon To Minimise Religious Backlash. The Dothraki Girl Barely Spoke Common Tongue, and Varys Had Been Instructing The Young King In Speaking and Understanding The Dothraki Tongue. Nevertheless, Aegon Would Be **** To Choose A Secondary Bride To Offset The Outrage.

Of All Potential Matches There Were Five Women Whose Families Had The Status, Wealth, and Armies To Sufficiently Dissuade Open Rebellion. Sansa Stark and Alys Karstark, Margaery Tyrell and Arianne Martell, and Myrcella Baratheon. If Aegon Married Sansa, The Entire North Would Rise Up in Defense of Her and Her Royal Husband, Marrying Alys Karstark Would Not Be As Potent, But The Karstark's Had Long Formed Half The Northern Army. Margaery Tyrell Was A Skilled Player of The Game of Thrones, and Her Father Was The Only Targaryen Vassal In Charge of A Constituent Region of Westeros To Remain Loyal During The Rebellion aside From House Martell, What's More, House Tyrell Could Field Potentially More Men Than House Lannister.

On The Other Hand, Marry Arianne, and Receive The Full Support Of Dorne. Or, Aegon Could Marry Myrcella Baratheon and Receive Two Regions and Their Armies For One Marriage. Myrcella Was Baratheon and Lannister, She Was Daughter of Robert The Rebellious and Granddaughter of Tywin Lannister The Ruthless. All Tempting Choices, But Ultimately Only One Could Be Chosen and All Had Potential. Aegon Summoned Robert to Court to Discuss The Matter, and His Little Peace Offering, made a big Motivator for The Failed Rebel.

Sure Enough, Robert Appeared At Court Before Stannis Had Expected, Promoting Oberyn To Had His Pouch of Five Hundred Gold Dragons To Tyrion Lannister, Who In Turn Handed It and His Own Similarly Hefty Pouch To Aegon, Who Pocketed Them Both. Tyrion had Bet Oberyn Five Hundred Gold Dragons That Robert Would Show Up Earlier Than Stannis Expected, and Aegon Matched The Bet With The Bet That Robert would arrive Earlier Than Tyrion, Oberyn and Stannis Expected. Robert Sat In The Small Council Chamber, Before Aegon, Varys, Ser Arthur and Ser Barristan, and Stannis. "What Do You Want Boy? What Would You Want That You'd Give Me an Audience With Lyanna?" Asks Robert. "Straight To The Point? Very Well, I Trust You've Heard Of My Match To A Dothraki Girl?" Says Aegon. "Aye, and People Call Me Ballsy." Says Robert. "Indeed, But I've The Faith and The Bannerman Up My Arse on Two Fronts, I Need The Baratheon and Lannister Armies To Support Me." Says Aegon.

"Now Why Would I Give You That? Your Father Took The One Thing That Ever Really Mattered To Me." Says Robert Dangerously. "I Would Say Because I'm Your King, But, Let's Be Honest, That Makes No Difference. I want To Heal the Wounds Between Our Houses, and am Prepared to Offer One of Three Matches. Either Renly Can marry Rhaenys, Or Myrcella Can Marry Myself or Jon. Though, I'd Prefer if She Married Jon." Says Aegon. "Your Too Good For My Daughter is That it?" Asks Robert Dangerously. "No, it's Not That, You Hate My Family and My Brother I realise This, But Let's Say Our Roles Are Reversed, Should We Hate Your Children For Your Actions? Should They Suffer Because Of The Sins of Their Parents? You Forget, Your Own Father Was Half-Targaryen, because His Mother Married Your My Great-Grandfathers Sister Rhaelle, Because His Eldest Brother Broke A Match With Ormound's Sister." Says Aegon as He Reminds Robert of The Blood Tie Between The Two Baratheon's and Himself.

"Give Me One Fucking Good Reason, Why I Should Let You or that Brother of Your Marry My Daughter?" Says Robert. "Because, I will Ensure That Any Children by Her Retain the Baratheon Name, Rights, and Status. They'll Be Ineligible For Royal Succession, Thus Retaining Storms End in The Hands Of Your House, Lineage and Own Bloodline. I am Also Willing To Disinherit In of Jon's Children By Myrcella, painful as it is.'' Says Aegon as He Keeps His Foucs on Robert as Varys Hands Him The Writ. ''And If I Refuse?'' Asks Robert. ''You Will Be Imprisoned, Executed, or **** To Take The Black, Stannis Will Become Myrcella's Regent Lord and Advisor.'' Says Aegon as He Doesn't Back Down From Roberts **** Stare. ''Fine.'' Says Robert in A Growl and Gives His Signature To The Writ. ''Ser Barristan, Lead Lord Robet To The Dowager Queen, Keep Yourself and Your men At The Dowager Queens Side and Hands on Your swords, I don't want her harmed.'' Says Aegon. ''Yes Your Grace. Lord Robert?'' Asks Ser Barristan.

Aegon, Stannis, Varys, Tyrion and Elia Sat Drinking Their Wines. ''Lord Tyrion, You May Begin.'' Says Aegon. ''We Have Four Potential Brides To Further Prevent Open Rebellion. We Have Lady Margaery, Of House Tyrell. Lady Sansa of House Stark, Or Her Cousin Lady Alys of House Karstark. Finally, We Have The Kings Cousin, Princess Arianne.'' Says Tyrion. ''Arianne Will Come To Kingslanding, She Will Serve Me As My Royal Paramour, Perhaps We Will Marry, Perhaps Not. In The End, Alys, Sansa and Margaery Make the Most Sense." Says Aegon.