Don't look

"Uh... I will..." Lauren said nervously. "But you can't look!"

"What does that mean?" Kyle asked, confused.

"Just promise not to look at me, okay!" Lauren demanded.

"I... sure..." Kyle said, now totally confused. He opened the car door and looked to the sky.

Lauren, with pained reluctance, started creeping over. She was hunched over, knees knocked, holding the cap to her crotch and her arm to her chest. She shuffled up towards Kyle, who heard her and glanced down out of curiosity, and excitement to see his crush...

"LAUREN! YOU'RE NAKED!!!" He exclaimed, shocked.

"You said you wouldn't look!" Lauren squealed, face turning neon.

"But... but you're naked!" He exclaimed again. "Why are you naked!?!"

"It's a long story!" Lauren said. "Now, can I get a ride or not."

"Of course... wait..." Kyle paused, considering. "If I give you a ride, what's in it for me?"