Don't leave your laundry out for most of the day

Stephanie, "Steph" for short, had ended up naked for over an hour in her backyard due to a laundry mishap, and before the hour was over not only were photos and videos spreading around her town's Facebook, Reddit, and Nextdoor forums, but so were her name and address!

Not that Steph particularly minded. Seeing herself in such a ... compromising position excited her, and she spent five long hours flicking the bean to whatever was on social media. Unbeknownst to her, she had left her door wide open, so her roommates had ample opportunity to record her in the act and upload even more content for the whole metropolitan area to see.

Eventually, however, even Steph's libido had its limits, and as she finally came for the last time and collapsed panting onto the bed, she panicked, realizing that it had been over five hours since she had started the washer in the shed. She jumped off the bed and barreled through the house, and through the backyard, flinging open the shed to move her stuff to the dryer ... or at least whatever was left of it.